Saturday 1 December 2018

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT




"You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town"

Yes, it's December 1st today and Christmas - that pagan festival that christians appropriated some time ago and then built a myth around it to draw in millions of gullible donors - will soon be on top of us.

Why the warning you might ask? Well, in addition to being bombarded by gift offers, commercial well-wishing from service providers and diabolically awful seasonal music in shopping malls, we are soon going to have Richard's Bass Bag Christmas Letter inflicted on us.

Oh joy!


To make it worse as Richard's Bass Bag is having its biennial schism with the resurgence of Richard's Bass Bag 2 we will most likely get two or even more Christmas Letters.

You have been warned.



2 comments:

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Bad news!
It looks like Richard's Bass Bag is going to run a Christmas Special!

As if a Christmas Letter wasn't bad enough.

Richard (of RBB) said...

It's not often that you see a blogger put the first comment on his own post.