Monday, 15 January 2018

STOP PRESS

A major news story is unfolding in Nuova Lazio.

Richard (of RBB) is feeling the heat from the humid summer weather that this town is unusually having and has announced that he is going to wear shorts and expose his legs.



These said skinny white legs haven't seen the light of day since Richard was a schoolboy.




Be warned!



2 comments:

Robert said...

I'd like to examine them to see if he has the same mole on the back of the left calf as Aunty and me!

Richard (of RBB) said...

No Robert. That dark bit is called your anus.

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