Wednesday, 10 January 2018

WHO NEEDS CLOTHES?

It's so hot up here this week - blue skies, no wind and blazing sun.

Kayaking and swimming have been the order  meaning getting wet, then dry, then wet etc. changing clothes often.

I've found it easier to forget about the clothes and wander about naked.

Here's a selfie:



Me standing next to the kayak with no clothes on.


Our house is pretty private with no-one being able to see in the windows so clothes aren't compulsory although, if the postman drives up the driveway and looks in the backdoor it's a problem. See HERE

If I have to go out on the deck, to the washing line or down the drive to the letterbox I do pull on a pair of shorts but I can see that if the summer progresses through February and March like it is now in January that I won't need to do much clothes washing.

11 comments:

Robert said...

I remember as a child going over to the O'Sullivans to visit the daughters and I saw Mrs O'Sullivan walking around naked through a window.

I'm not into the naked or undies thing. Wear short pants and a sleeveless top.
If you are that hot wet your hair under a hose. Most heat loss is through the head!

THE CURMUDGEON said...

So Robert, how long did you stay in the bushes looking at naked Mrs O'Sullivan through the window?
Long enough that necessitated wetting your head under the hose obviously.

You dirty, dirty little boy!

Robert said...

Richard?

Richard (of RBB) said...

Uncle Steve likes to walk around naked in the hot weather. My opinion is simple...
Are you over 35? Wear clothes.
Are you old and a little overweight? Clothes are your friend.
I have an appointment tomorrow with professionals who can help me deal with the images of old men who choose to walk around naked. I mean, how could it be too hot to wear a pair of shorts?

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Ha. I hope your shrinks are sitting there naked while talking to you. If they aren't I bet that you will be imagining they are.

Richard (of RBB) said...

Oh, and thank Robert's God you're bad at selfies.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Your loss.

Richard (of RBB) said...

Things not on my bucket list:
* parachuting
* bungy jumping
* seeing The Curmudgeon naked
* living in a camping ground
* playing the ukulele.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

If I wasn't off to play tennis I'd make a witty reply to that.

Richard (of RBB) said...

Don't forget your clothes.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Good idea.
I had to return for "short pants and a sleeveless top".

I'm just off to "wet my hair under a hose"

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