Sunday, 14 January 2018

WHO WANTS TO BE A BILLIONAIRE?

....... I DO.

I've just thought up another of my billion dollar making ideas. Remember my other ones? Umm, well, they never actually got off the ground but .... watch this space.

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We've just booked tickets to The Pop Up Globe in February.



The play we're going to is Macbeth That Scottish Play .




We went last year to see Much Ado About Nothing  SEE HERE and really enjoyed it.
The problem was the hard bench seating so we'll have to take a couple of cushions to sit on.

This led me to the ' billion dollar idea' ...... padded trousers!
Yep, you heard it here ......padded trousers.

My idea is to market track-suit type trousers that have super-extra padding on the bum, suitable for wearing to sporting events, church services, committee meetings - anywhere where you are forced to sit for hours on hard seating.

I know that there are some examples of padded clothing already like those silly padded cycle-pants:

The trouble is that you'd look like a wanker or worse, a baboon if you wore those.

I also know that some women want to look like Nicki Minaj or Kim Kardashian with their enormous bums:



And they wear padded underpants to achieve the effect:







That's just silly.



My idea is for the specially-made tracksuit pants that could also be over-trousers like skiers wear that can be used solely for the sporting events and other occasions I mentioned (particularly when sitting on wooden church pews).




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Investors anyone?



6 comments:

Robert said...

Great idea. If you made them inflatable ....

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Good idea Robert.
I'll cut you in to 1% of the profits which on my current projection should be around 10 million dollars ( pre tax).

THE CURMUDGEON said...

That's 10 million for you just to be clear

THE CURMUDGEON said...

But we'll need to borrow that bicycle pump of yours in the start up process

Robert said...

For another million I'll suggest a tube that runs up like those drink bottles Luke had on our walk around the western hills. Just blow before you need to sit.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Right. We'll let you know.
Might I remind you that when sitting in the midday sun that you should wear a hat.

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