Saturday, 1 September 2018

THE ACTS OF THE APOSTLES





The Proprietor
Ali's Shishkebab Restaurant
Mount Zion
JERUSALEM

Dear Sir
Please accept my sincere apology for the behaviour of my friends last night and for the damage that was caused to your esteemed establishment.
Things got a bit boisterous as we were celebrating my planned departure today.
The acts of 'The Boys' was I admit unseemly at times and I certainly hope that it will not predispose you to condemn them in the future. The Apostles will, I'm sure have a great future in teaching and in missionary endeavours so I trust that the events of last night can be put behind them.
Yours faithfully,

Jesus of Nazareth.




8 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

The woman on the table is probably from Poland.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

The woman on Jesus's right is Mary Magdalene who was his mistress.

The woman standing on the table was probably from Wainuiomata or NaeNae.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Naenae , occasionally spelled NaeNae) is a suburb of the city of Lower Hutt, New Zealand. It lies on the eastern edge of the floodplain of the Hutt River, four kilometres from the Lower Hutt Central business district. A small tributary of the Hutt, the Waiwhetu Stream, flows through the suburb. Naenae has a population of around 8,000 people.

THE CURMUDGEONS INC. in the interests of keeping all our readers fully informed.

Richard (of RBB) said...

"Probably Russia." No, wrong, she's a Pole dancer.

Does Naenae mean 'No, no.'?

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Yes, The Curmudgeons Inc. did get Richard's pun but chose to ignore its obviousness.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

"Does Naenae mean 'No, no.'?"

Robert doesn't live far from there and he is always saying "Yes, yes"

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Mary was also John - an early TG person.

Richard (of RBB) said...

Best before 2/9/18