NEWS

The Curmudgeons Inc.ⓒ is renowned for bringing you up to date and authoritative information so we've decided to create a new section entitled NEWS.

We will find items of interest from New Zealand and around the world and, with our intuitive insight interpret them for you.

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News from USA this week was dominated by Trump's 'State of the Nation' speech which was really just a load of old codswallop poorly read by him from an autocue. The many TV and other news cameras captured the speech and the audience but the footage and images largely went uninterpreted. We at The Curmudgeons Inc.ⓒ with our aforementioned intuitive insight are able to interpret the above image showing Mike Pence, Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump having some kind of interaction.

Trump: Wha ... what are you doing Nancy?

Pelosi: I'm holding them Donald.

Trump: Holding what?

Pelosi: Your balls Donald.

Trump: My balls? Wha....?

Pelosi: And guess what Donald?

Trump: What Nancy?

Pelosi: I've got really small hands.

Trump: Wha....?

Pelosi: And I'm squeezing the little bastards flat Donald.

Trump: Ouch!

Pence: (thinking) Yes Nancy, and rub them to dust - heh heh.