Saturday 27 November 2021

ZOOM? - MORE LIKE SHUFFLE


Chris: "What's that Richard up to now?"

 The old team is planning another ZOOM call for Sunday evening.

This always seems to be a bit of a challenge for the old guys with lots of:

Are you there?

Where's Tony?

I can't see Richard.

There's only ten minutes to go.

You've disappeared again.

Oh, I forgot to press that thingamajig in the top right corner.

I can hear you Mike but can't see you.

Richard's gone dim again.

Oh, here's Peter at last.

Oh, he's gone again.

Right, now that we've got that settled I want to talk about .. BLANK


Let's hope that it goes better this time, especially for Richard's sake as his older and less tolerant brother Chris might be on the call. Chris won't put up with poor performance and could banish Richard from future ZOOM calls.


ZOOM CALL WITH OLD PEOPLE



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11 comments:

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

Boy am I glad I am not part of the "old team".

Richard (of RBB) said...

The old team are glad too.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

The 'Old Team' are all atheists.

Well, we don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on our knees to pray
Don't memorise the books of the bible
We got our own special way.

Richard (of RBB) said...

ps. Loved the video clip.

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

We feel a deep deep longing
Conversing does ney fulfill;
I wish I could have Jesus
On Sunday as my meal.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

I'd like the Holy Ghost for pudding
And after as a must
God The Father with the Cognac
Brandy goes well with nuts

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

The Father said to Peter
I sent my Son for you;
I hope you take the invite...

Richard (of RBB) said...

...oh, it will taste like poo.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Well, it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel so good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

Yes Jesus was like sugar
He rushed into my brain;
But more than that in succour
The tears not I refrain.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

They told Me Jesus was sweet
And that Satan was very bitter.
I'll take J as an all day sucker
On a stick, he's hard to beat
And is well worth puckering
Up to. The Hol Ghost ditto.