HEY! JUST BE CAREFUL OUT THERE

 Something happened today to me today(why do these things happen to me?) that I feel compelled to tell you about to warn you.

It could well be that a new post series: THINGS YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL OF will be necessary and, of course, forthcoming.

Today, after I'd done my chores (bringing wood in, lighting the fire and playing PS Tiger Woods golf for a couple of hours) I decided to have a bath before preparing dinner (smoked salmon pizzas).

While I was in the bath The Old Girl brought me a glass of Champagne (Veuve Cliquot) and a bowl of pizza crisps (Danny's). All good and I enjoyed my soak, the crisps, the Champagne and catching up on news and stuff on my iPad.

I washed my hair - or whatever hairs I have left and before plunging my head under the water to wash off the shampoo I took a drink of wine and a mouthful of crisps) I then put my head under the water. Mistake! Putting my head back made me gag a bit on the crisps and I opened my mouth to 'breathe' forgetting that I was underwater. I swallowed a lot of hot soapy water. Gag! Still, it might have been worse. At least it was hot soapy water that my body had been in, not some random stranger - still ...

... it makes you think. I might have drowned.

Let that be a lesson to you.

Thank you for reading.

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