Wednesday 24 July 2024

HOW RICHARD SEES THINGS #2

 Number one in this series was so popular I thought that a follow up post is necessary so, here you go - HOW RICHARD SEES THINGS #2.

No need to thank me.

Since the 25th of May most of what Richard has been seeing has been these things:




Well. going by his posts anyway which obsess over double bass and violin practice and spending time in the toilet.

If you like reading about endless practice sessions and how many times someone goes to the toilet in the morning then Richard's Bass Bag is the blog for you.

Don't forget to wash your hands.





7 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

Hang on, I'm just off to the toilet and then I'll write a positive comment.

Richard (of RBB) said...

By the way, Rob loved this post.

Richard (of RBB) said...

It reminded him of a parable.

Richard (of RBB) said...

Sam 21:72
Jesus was wandering in the desert when suddenly he realized that he needed a toilet.
A kind man passed by who was carrying a huge bucket.
Jesus asked, "Can I crap in that?"
The kind man said, "Fuck it, crap in my bucket."
Jesus was relieved and, to celebrate, he installed Aids in Africa.
"What the fuck?" he thought.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Well done. That 'parable' made as much sense as the ones that Robert posts.

I note the clever way you used American English spelling as well.

Extra points for the use of the pun 'relieved' as well.

Richard (of RBB) said...

Very funny Rob. That's as good as Peter's jokes.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Nah, it masses a punchline.