LOOK OUT!

While not the most exciting thing on the blogs last week but certainly interesting was Richard's announcement that he will be recording an album featuring  ... well, himself playing his favourites and own compositions. See:

PLAYING WITH HIMSELF

All good and well done that man for giving it a try. I think he deserves his own award:

NOTE: This award could be upgraded later if he actually has a go.

In keeping with his onanistic theme this certificate was created by him, has his title and was presented to him, by him.

We look forward to the result and hope that the three Richards don't get into some sort of argument and throw each other out of the band.

I did offer to accompany with bagpipes or even a chanter but this fell upon deaf ears (appropriate I guess when talking of the Hibernian contraption) and the silly old sod(s) want to - play with themselves.

Being a marketer and a brand creator though, I could help out with his band's name and album cover. The dick handler trio would be most appropriate but that band's name has (almost) been used before:

One of the more unkind Curmudgeons suggested this ...

... but was voted down by the other Curmudgeons as we have standards to uphold.

Sometimes you just have to go with the obvious so the first name that came to mind is likely the best - THE THREE DICKS. I'm sure that we'll be able to come up with some 'mirthful' images for the album cover and supporting promotional material. Watch this space!