THURSDAY EVENING

Ring ring ring ring ring ....

ME:     Hello

RICHARD:     Mmmbrrkwrrfffbbubble

ME:    Hello. Who is this? Hello

RICHARD:     Mmmbrrkwrrfffbbubble ffkkk fica nonloso urrp!

ME:   Richard? Is that you Richard?

RICHARD:    Mmmm .... si si  'sRishard here.

ME:    Oh. Is everything OK? Where's Shelley?

RICHARD:    Ummmmm .... Mmmbrrkwrrfffbbubble

ME:    Have you been drinking chardonnay?

RICHARD:     Hee hee heee ..... Mmmbrrkwrrfffbbubble

ME:    Hold on a minute I can't understsand you ..... I know .... wait there.....

Grabs a bottle of Pinot Noir and quickly guzzles some

RICHARD:   Mmmbrrkwrrfffbbubble    Sh Sh Shelley? Gone to bed mmmbrrkwrrfffbbubble

ME:   What? It's not even 7PM yet. What's going on .... hold on

Takes another drink

RICHARD:  Ummmm yummm chardonnay yumm

ME:  Are you pissed up? I hope that you're drinking a good chardonnay or at least one with a label

RICHARD:  Wassup with Robert? Rob's gone again. Mmmbrrkwrrfffbbubble

ME:    Hold on .....

TAKES ANOTHER BIG DRINK

ME:    Ummmmm errrrr I dunno yer should getta hold offhim to see what's going on ....


RICHARD:  I tried but he doesn't answer  and he's canshelled hish posts (hic)

ME: Hold on .....

TAKSH ANNUTHA BIGSH DRINKY POOS

ME:  Mmmbrrkwrrfffbbubble ffkkk fica nonloso urrp!