Wednesday 23 June 2021

THE LATEST FROM WELLINGTON




There are concerns by business operators in Wellington that there might be a lockdown after an Australian visitor, who later tested positive with Covid-19, travelled around the city for several days over the weekend.
Te Papa has been closed and bars, restaurants and shops have been affected.
Fifteen places of interest have been identified, and Director-General of Health Dr Ashley Bloomfield said all options were being considered, including a possible lockdown.


"There have been some bits of good news though" said Dr Bloomfield "take for instance the Miaow Cafe where a performance was scheduled from a double bass and violin player. Obviously no-one turned up for this so a possible outbreak was avoided. The Wellington Council is considering contracting the double bass and violin performer to schedule performances at all of Wellington bars and eateries. That way we can be assured that the public will stay home and be safe."





 

6 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

I hope your neighbours all have petrol utes or are getting one.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Adulterator!

Richard (of RBB) said...

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Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

Robertchuckledjustalittle.

Anonymous said...

Trent Horn likes the banter too.

Anonymous said...

Trent exclaims, "Well, fuckmydays!"