Sunday 25 September 2022

HOW TO BE AN ARSEHOLE

 First find a nice, pristine and beautiful spot along the coast


Look for somewhere to leave your mark.


Paint some ugly graffiti to satisfy your 'soul' and annoy every other visitor to the spot.


Find a nice fishing spot. In this case the pontoon wharf at the end of Stuart Road.


Catch some fish, fillet them and just toss the snapper frames off the pontoon onto the beach next to you.



Have a rummage through the boot of your car and find some rubbish to deposit. In this instance an old tyre.


Just dump this near the wharf at the start of the scenic track and right below a council sign.

Don't forget to dump your bourbon and coke cans there too.



Fucking arseholes!

3 comments:

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

I walked Jaxon along Petone beach this morning, before dropping off Petone Ponderer's cat tray, and there was nothing to complain about!

Richard (of RBB) said...

La mamma degli imbecilli รจ sempre incinta.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Good to hear.