..... or, "The Apocalypse of The Curmudgeon".
I drove The Old Girl to the airport this morning at 5:30. She's going to be working in Auckland for a few days. When leaving she berated me for wearing my shorts that have somehow developed a hole in the back.
"I don't want to see those again matey" she said. I assume that she was referring to the shorts. As I have a few days before she gets back I'll see if I can mend the shorts with needle and thread instead of throwing them out in the rubbish - I mean, they're almost brand new being only about 5 years old!
I don't know how they got ripped but noticed that another pair (newer) also have a rip at the back. I can only assume that this has happened when crawling under the house or in the roof space and caught them on a nail. It's been a long time since some strange woman has tried to rip my pants off.
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Still, it could be worse:
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Does god have a cock and for what purpose? Maybe god decided that Jesus didn't need one either. And what's with the name Jesus? Why didn't he call his son God Junior?
It seems I can't comment on Robert's blog anymore.
OK.
Thanks for the clarification after the surprise in seeing a bizarre and irrelevant comment to my post ... on second thoughts ... business as usual.
I'll copy and paste your comment on to Robert's blog - no problem. The same thing happens to me from time to time. I blame his Holy Ghost thingy.
Sorry. It didn't work. In Robert's parlance we are both 'persons not grateful'.
You'll have to phone in your comments or post on Facebook but be careful of making mention of "God's cock". Some mediators might get the wrong idea.
Tutto bene. If he doesn't want my contributions, that's fine.
My bad and apologies to Robert, I successfully posted your comment on his previous, and relevant post, the one with a crucified and emasculated Jesus. When I checked later I looked at his most recent post.
Hey! Proof-reading and checking might be important after all.
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