I was asked recently how curmudgeons celebrate Christmas.
This person asked:
"How do curmudgeons celebrate Christmas?"
It was a really big question but I answered:
" Christmas time is a very busy time for me so I don't have a lot of time for celebration."
I thought that would be it but this person banged on some more, asking:
"Why is Christmas a very busy time for you?"
I answered:
"Because there's just so much more joy around for me to kill."
This worked as it shut them up.
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5 comments:
Is that you in the picture?
In sentiment yes.
In cement?
Razor sharp wit there. Be careful or you might cut yourself. Mind you, at this time of the day you probably only have halfway to go.
Actually, the local supermarket has run out of Cleanskins.
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