Thursday, 2 November 2017

CURMUDGEON INC.ⓒ SPECIAL MEETING

Richard's Bass Bag voiced concern at the growth of CURMUDGEON INC. Ⓒ in a recent Post:



Now while this is symptomatic of panic and hysteria, as it may have an effect on CURMUDGEON INC. Ⓒ's loyal followers it was decided that a special meeting was needed to address any issues.

THE CURMUDGEON: 

Thanks for getting together guys, as my email outlined, Richard (of RBB) in that barely read blog Richard's Bass Bag has cast aspersions on our growth and has made libellous comments in regard to our sustainability. Can we have a look at. what  ..........

THE DARKER CURMUDGEON:

..... Bullshit! What the fuck are we wasting time on that old retired  schoolteacher and his geriatric ramblings for? Kick him for touch I say and then, if we can be bothered, kick him in the balls for good measure. In my opinion ......

THE CULTURED CURMUDGEON:

..... I say, steady on old chap, that's a bit severe don't you know. It's not old Richard's fault that he's now got too much time on his hands. He's been dumped from what once was a fine institution, well not exactly fine, but one that has had some great thinkers and educators, particularly in the area of the Arts .......

THE CURMUDGEON EXPRESS:

Jesus! Can we get a move on. Time's precious you know, I don't have time for .....

THE CURMUDGEON: 

Guys, guys - come on let's stick to the agenda we ....

THE DARKER CURMUDGEON:

What agenda? you mean that shit you e-mailed out this morning. Early! I was having a nice dark dream about Jessica at Victoria University ...

THE CULTURED CURMUDGEON:

Prurient Philistine. You should be thinking about the finer things in life - Venus De Milo springs to mind and ....

THE DARKER CURMUDGEON:

.... Venus fucking De Milo! What? She of the no bloody arms? How the hell could she give you a .....

THE CURMUDGEON: 

Enough! That's enough. This isn't helping. I suggest that we wrap this up now and go away to think about things. I'll send out an e-mail outlining ...


THE CURMUDGEON EXPRESS:

Thank God for that. Im off. See you.






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