HE P(ARSED)

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Richard rang today to say that he passed his colonoscopy with flying colours.
Well, I hate to think what colours he's talking of and the fact that they were flying about..

SAVED BY THE BOWEL

He had good news to report  which I'm relieved about and can now safely make some jokes about his little experience.

I note that he's using puns in his blog titles now. I should remind him that CURMUDGEONS INCⓒ have prior usage to this device but, as he's been through a traumatic experience we'll let this indiscretion go. This time.

It was worrying that his medical probers providers didn't seem to give him enough sedation for the procedure. This could be due to one of two things:

1. If he wasn't going privately via a medical insurance company the government had told them to cut costs and just pretend to give him something like jelly beans and tell him he was sedated or,
2. Having taken a look at him they decided that he would probably like the procedure without sedation.

In Richard's post he ended with a nice image of the medical team. Nice, but probably a bit stylised.

See here:

I suspect that his medical team looked more like this:

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Seriously though, good news and I hope that you and Shelley are enjoying a nice glass of wine.