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Saturday, 4 November 2017

NEW POST - THE WINE GUY EXPRESS

Our new partner blog The Wine Guy Express is straight off the mark with a new Post.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...: WARNING.
This blog brand is setting up a monopoly without legal paper work and may be placed under investergation.
***PLEASE READ THIS AS AN OFFICIAL WARNING***

RBB Blog Police.
Cpto R Testore.; 4 November 2017 at 14:11
Richard (of RBB) said...: Shit! What are you doing The Curmudgeon? Looks like the cops are onto you!; 4 November 2017 at 14:42
THE CURMUDGEON said...: All successful and growing enterprises attract a certain amount of unwanted attention.
Fortunately for CURMUDGEONS INC. the new merger with THE WINE GUY ASSOCIATION will give us unlimited access to cheap and cheerful wine with which to keep those Dago cops off our back.; 4 November 2017 at 14:50
Bas's Bag said...: Hey CURMUDGEONS INC> I've noticed your expansion and would like to join up. I can provide ...... well, something to the enterprise.
I've got some mates who can help out too.; 4 November 2017 at 14:54

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"Reading The Curmudgeon's blog has opened my eyes and mind to the silliness of religion and the stupidity of catholicism in particular. I now see myself as a modernist even if I don't really understand what the term means. Well done that man for giving us the low down.
That's why most readers reference Curmudgeon first."

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"What I like about The Curmudgeon is that he's fair. When he posts comments on my blog they are positive and always contain a hint as to how I could improve my own blog. As an older person I find this to be helpful."

Richard (of Richard's Bass Bag).

An updated accolade from Richard:

Hello all. I really like this blog. The quality, humour and professionalism gives me something to strive for in my own blog. Recently I've run out of ideas and have reverted to writing long and boring posts on violin playing. I wish that I could create blog posts as fresh and interesting as The Curmudgeon's.

- Richard of Richard's Bass Bag

"This is the first tantalizing (sic) surprise of many as The Curmudgeon introduces us to ...."

- an excerpt from devoted follower Richard of Richards Bass Bag.

Saturday, 4 November 2017

NEW POST - THE WINE GUY EXPRESS

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