Tuesday, 28 November 2017

SPECIAL MEETING THE CURMUDGEONS INC. TOMORROW

Good news THE CURMUDGEON INCⓒ members. We have reached our target of 10 primary members well under our target date. Thanks for all the support and input.

We will have a special meeting tomorrow (Facetime for those who cannot make the Northland venue) where we will discuss the results so far and plan our next campaign(s).

Associate members are most welcome - the three Wine Guys, Zweite Geige, Good Kiwi Bloke and of course Bas.

Non-associate members are also invited to the open sessions but due to seating space problems we must limit Richards Bass Bags to one representative and Robert must come as one identity only. The RBB Blog Police cannot unfortunately be accommodated as we will be unable to provide Italian to English translation services since the budget has been used to employ  a spelling, grammar and word meaning expert to assist Robert should he attend. Richard will be able to update Capitano Testicles later.

Please study the following sales graphs before attending as this will be the basis of discussion:

Take-off of CURMUDGEONS INC.




MARKET PENETRATION OF CURMUDGEONS INC.


We will also be unveiling the new THE CURMUDGEON INCⓒ logo and point of sale and promotional material (P.O.S. and PROMAT). Here is a preview of the logo.



Attached are ID badges for you to wear.


For CURMUDGEON INC. members and Associate members:

Wearing this badge will allow the wearer to unlimited quantities of Hawkes Bay Chardonnay at the bar



For non-Associate members

Wearing this badge entitles the wearer to two complementary cleanskin  white wines at the bar

6 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

My blog has a possessive apostrophe in its title.
One black already against accuracy for The Multiple Curmudgeons.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

One black?
One black what? A dog? A person of dark skin? A snooker ball?
It's a shame that a proponent of accuracy can be so inaccurate.

Richard (of RBB) said...

Your graphs tell us only one thing - to thank the people who post images on the net.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Yes, bless them.

Richard (of RBB) said...

You're supposed to argue.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Write a post on one of your redundant blogs... oh wait ...they're all redundant.
Never mind it'll keep you busy today.

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