Sunday 1 May 2022

SLOW, NOISY AND BUMPY

 Gosh! What they get up to in the House of Commons.

Conservative MP Neil Parish denied he was looking at porn sites in a way designed to intimidate two nearby women.

"I WAS ONLY LOOKING AT TRACTORS"

British politician Neil Parish has resigned from Parliament after admitting he watched pornography twice in the House of Commons.
The Conservative MP For Tiverton and Honiton said he first visited the website accidentally after looking at tractors online, but then returned to it for a second time deliberately in a "moment of madness".
The 65-year-old select committee chairman was suspended by the Conservative Party on Friday after two female colleagues reported seeing him looking at the explicit content on his mobile phone in the Commons chamber and at a select committee hearing.
In an interview with BBC South West, he said: "The situation was that, funnily enough, it was tractors I was looking at, so I did get into another website with sort of a very similar name and I watched it for a bit, which I shouldn't have done. - NZ HERALD




I just hope that Robert doesn't get carried away with his animated films.

11 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

So, was the woman just in the way? If the picture on your post is one of the ones he was looking at, it's a nice looking tractor.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Is there anything you want to tell us?

Bob said...

I read it. Of course I will not judge.

Richard (of RBB) said...

"Is there anything you want to tell us?"

Yes. Robert read your post and, of course, he will not judge.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

" ... and, of course, he will not judge."

Sanctimony is a really annoying thing. No wonder those old missionaries got put in the pot.
If they'd been honest and critical of the indigenous peoples' 'sins' then they might have saved their lives and gained more converts.

Richard (of RBB) said...

Funnily enough, even though a lot of indigenous people rightly complain about colonialism, quite a few practise religions that the missionaries brought with them. I'd say the missionaries were pretty successful.

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

Yes and why do you find sanctimony annoying Peter? Next you will be saying that prudence makes you run to the toilet!

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Can anyone interpret Robert's comment? Anyone?

Richard (of RBB) said...

I think 'prudence' was supposed to be 'prunes'.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Yes that makes more sense. Well, not a lot but more than "wot he said".

THE CURMUDGEON said...

"Yes and why do you find sanctimony annoying Peter? "

OK Robert, here's a clue given in a dictionary meaning of sanctimony.

sanctimony

noun: DEROGATORY
the action or practice of acting as if one were morally superior to other people.
"they have no shame and turn on the phony sanctimony"