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Wednesday 24 July 2019

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The All Blacks narrowly defeated Argentina on the weekend and will have a tough match against the South Africans this coming weekend. This is a prelude to the soon to be contested Rugby World Cup in September so we thought that it would be a good idea to get some insights from the New Zealand Rugby's head coach Steve Hansen.

THE CURMUDGEON: Hello Steve and welcome to The Curmudgeon's sports roundup.

HANSEN: Mumble mumble mumble mumble.

THE CURMUDGEON: Er... yes, thanks Steve. With the World Cup just round the corner do you think that the All Blacks are prepared ?

HANSEN: Mumble mumble mumble mumble.

THE CURMUDGEON: Umm....OK ....umm..the Argies gave us a run for our money on the weekend do yo.....

HANSEN: MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE...MU..umble mumble mumble mumble.

THE CURMUDGEON: OK, OK, got that (not really), what is your prediction for the South African game coming up?

HANSEN: Mumble mumble mumble mumble.

THE CURMUDGEON: OK Steve, we'd better wrap up now. Thanks (I think).

HANSEN:Mumble mumble mumble mumble mnewzild mumble.

PAW RUGG

3 comments:

THE WINE GUY said...: I enjoyed this post.
I have to admit that I don't read a lot of sports articles even though I'm interested in lots of sports (All Blacks rugby, World Cup cricket, women's tennis and of course women's beach volleyball) but this makes me think that it's time for a CURMUDGEONLY SPORTSMAN or a SPORTSMAN CURMUDGEON blog.

What do you think?; 24 July 2019 at 17:05
Robert Sees Things in Sky said...: Long overdue.; 24 July 2019 at 17:09
Richard (of RBB) said...: No.... please......!; 24 July 2019 at 17:14

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Wednesday 24 July 2019

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