THE CURMUDGEON: GOMMMMBLEALLBLACKSZILDMMMBBBLLL

Wednesday, 24 July 2019

GOMMMMBLEALLBLACKSZILDMMMBBBLLL

The All Blacks narrowly defeated Argentina on the weekend and will have a tough match against the South Africans this coming weekend. This is a prelude to the soon to be contested Rugby World Cup in September so we thought that it would be a good idea to get some insights from the New Zealand Rugby's head coach Steve Hansen.

THE CURMUDGEON: Hello Steve and welcome to The Curmudgeon's sports roundup.

HANSEN: Mumble mumble mumble mumble.

THE CURMUDGEON: Er... yes, thanks Steve. With the World Cup just round the corner do you think that the All Blacks are prepared ?

HANSEN: Mumble mumble mumble mumble.

THE CURMUDGEON: Umm....OK ....umm..the Argies gave us a run for our money on the weekend do yo.....

HANSEN: MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE...MU..umble mumble mumble mumble.

THE CURMUDGEON: OK, OK, got that (not really), what is your prediction for the South African game coming up?

HANSEN: Mumble mumble mumble mumble.

THE CURMUDGEON: OK Steve, we'd better wrap up now. Thanks (I think).

HANSEN:Mumble mumble mumble mumble mnewzild mumble.

PAW RUGG

2 comments:

THE WINE GUY said...: I enjoyed this post.
I have to admit that I don't read a lot of sports articles even though I'm interested in lots of sports (All Blacks rugby, World Cup cricket, women's tennis and of course women's beach volleyball) but this makes me think that it's time for a CURMUDGEONLY SPORTSMAN or a SPORTSMAN CURMUDGEON blog.

What do you think?; 24 July 2019 at 17:05
Richard (of RBB) said...: No.... please......!; 24 July 2019 at 17:14

APPROXIMATED NEWS

THE CURMUDGEONS INC. wishes to advise readers that any news, snippets of information, comments, editorials etc in this blog is near enough to the truth but we cannot guarantee accuracy, fairness or unbias. In the interest of satirical humour we expect readers to understand this.

CRACKED: 4 obnoxious old people behaviours

ACCOLADES

"Alert, conversant, speaking full sentences"

- From hospital doctor's report.

This just to hand - an accolade from one of this blog's followers:

"Reading The Curmudgeon's blog has opened my eyes and mind to the silliness of religion and the stupidity of catholicism in particular. I now see myself as a modernist even if I don't really understand what the term means. Well done that man for giving us the low down.
That's why most readers reference Curmudgeon first."

- Robert the apoplectic sinner

And another one:

"What I like about The Curmudgeon is that he's fair. When he posts comments on my blog they are positive and always contain a hint as to how I could improve my own blog. As an older person I find this to be helpful."

Richard (of Richard's Bass Bag).

An updated accolade from Richard:

Hello all. I really like this blog. The quality, humour and professionalism gives me something to strive for in my own blog. Recently I've run out of ideas and have reverted to writing long and boring posts on violin playing. I wish that I could create blog posts as fresh and interesting as The Curmudgeon's.

- Richard of Richard's Bass Bag

"This is the first tantalizing (sic) surprise of many as The Curmudgeon introduces us to ...."

- an excerpt from devoted follower Richard of Richards Bass Bag.

Wednesday, 24 July 2019

GOMMMMBLEALLBLACKSZILDMMMBBBLLL

2 comments:

THE WINE CURMUDGEON

LINKS