THE CURMUDGEON: ".... NEED GRACE TO KEEP GOD'S FOES AT BAY..."

Tuesday 19 November 2019

".... NEED GRACE TO KEEP GOD'S FOES AT BAY..."

I see that Richard is upset again that Israel Folau is banging on about god, religion and the consequences of sin.

He wrote a couple of posts about this, the latest trying to set some sort of record for the longest post title*

WHITE BACKGROUNDS ETC ETC ETC.

Maybe he should just chill out a bit. Drink some chardonnay. ~~Play some double bass~~ drink some chardonnay. If he must dwell on that religion he abandoned I have the ideal drinking glass for him to use where he can drown his sorrows while indulging in a little bit of nostalgia.

* We at The Curmudgeons In.ⓒ suspect that he's trying to curry favour with the judges in the upcoming 2019 Blogging Awardsⓒ although how he found out about this we don't know as it hasn't been announced yet and, quite frankly has only just been dreamed up about 15 seconds ago.

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- From hospital doctor's report.

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"Reading The Curmudgeon's blog has opened my eyes and mind to the silliness of religion and the stupidity of catholicism in particular. I now see myself as a modernist even if I don't really understand what the term means. Well done that man for giving us the low down.
That's why most readers reference Curmudgeon first."

- Robert the apoplectic sinner

And another one:

"What I like about The Curmudgeon is that he's fair. When he posts comments on my blog they are positive and always contain a hint as to how I could improve my own blog. As an older person I find this to be helpful."

Richard (of Richard's Bass Bag).

An updated accolade from Richard:

Hello all. I really like this blog. The quality, humour and professionalism gives me something to strive for in my own blog. Recently I've run out of ideas and have reverted to writing long and boring posts on violin playing. I wish that I could create blog posts as fresh and interesting as The Curmudgeon's.

- Richard of Richard's Bass Bag

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- an excerpt from devoted follower Richard of Richards Bass Bag.