Here goes:
Number One
Dear Big Guy
Up there in heaven
Or maybe elsewhere since you're supposed to be omnipresent
How's it going?
We're OK for bread although flour isn't on the supermarket shelves anymore,
Buy you could give us a virus antidote.
If things get tough Bro we might have to jump the fence and encroach on your safe territory.
You'll have to forgive us on that.
It's not a threat but if your old enemy Satan has a better offer, you know, we might be tempted.
Just saying.
Some people believe in the power of prayer especially this American Dick:
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Is his name really Dick?
He's a big enough dick to warrant a capital D.
Oh lord up in heaven,
Whose name should be Bevan,
When you've stopped scratching your crack,
Can you take your virus back?
That's good - it should keep Robert happy.*
*Not.
An old fashioned god called the christ
Like his dad was not very nice
He sent the earth Miley Cyrus
And later a virus
Saying this is payback for all that vice.
A struggling poet named Peter
Could write but had no idea of metre
'though he struggled with rhyme
His blank verse was just fine
And his wordplay was a world beater.
A Governor who people called Dick
Was really a stupid young prick
His efforts with scripture
And talks of the rapture
Succeeded in making everyone sick
You do not know for sure
If that man who prayed knees on floor
Did not do his friends a service
As all is not as appears on surface.
God, I'm here to pray for Pete,
Who is much taller than five feet.
I know you get some prayers from Rob,
Even when he's on the job.
He shouts the rosary in the street,
On every single road and block.
I'd just like to know before I face the heat,
Is it true you have no cock?
Go directly to Hell
Of Go do not pass
If you act like a fool
Then when you go back to school
You'll get the worst class.
- GOD
If god were a mod
He'd add to his bod
It wouldn't look odd
A cylindrical rod.
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