While waiting for that new and interesting post* from Richard, here's a little post that I know he will appreciate. Richard likes to walk with his walking stick and he is a bit of a fantasist so here goes.
When I go walking now, I take my hiking stick which The Old Girl, unkindly, refers to as my walking stick. I know that Richard has one of these (he used to have two but gave one away) as well. He showed it to me on a walk and painstakingly carefully explained how to use it for walking, looking cool and defending yourself from attacking dogs. When he said 'dogs' I knew that he really meant cows, fluffy rabbits, women and all the other things that he's afraid of.
When I walk through the bush on a lonely track I sometimes think of what I'd do if a monster leapt out of the bushes at me. BAM BAM WHAMMO!
OK, I too am a bit of a fantasist.
Anyway, here's something that will help.
HOW TO USE A WALKING STICK FOR SELF DEFENSE
* Oxymoronic I know
7 comments:
Thanks for the self defence lesson.
I used the spelling 'defense' because the guy was American.
What's it like being a pedantic ex-school teacher anyway?
I was actually talking about the video. Time you got over being in 3P and popped into 3G. 🤣😂
A sore knee can be arranged.
"A sore knee can be arranged." Just climb down banks at a golf course.
Or go for a bungy jump.
Looking for golf balls is cheaper.
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