SEND THREE AND FOURPENCE .....

..... WE'RE GOING TO A DANCE.

Here's a snippet from a conversation I was having with The Old Girl (TOG) this morning:

TOG -   "Are you going to tennis today?"

ME: -    "Who's Dennis?" 

TOG: -  "Tennis! Are you going to tennis?"

ME: -    "I don't know anyone named Dennis."

TOG:    "I give up. You need to get yourself a hearing aid you old fool."

ME: -   "Golf? No, I think I'll play tennis. "

TOG: - "Sheesh!"

ME: -   "Who's Dennis?"

The outcome is that I will be booking in for a hearing test when we get down to level one or less.

I think I need a hearing aid.