LET'S TALK ABOUT ROBERT .....

 ......Ha, ha, ha, ha .....  no, let's talk about women. Ha! That got your interest.

I tell you what - let's talk about Robert and women.

Robert - from the blog LOOKING FOR MEANING AND THE WAY as written by his alter ego 'Robert the apathetic sinner and toilet cleaner' writes blog posts about, well, apathy, sinning and cleaning toilets. Occasionally he mentions what he's having for dinner, his Sunday at church and women. Usually, when he talks about women it's about his fascination with a fourteen year old virgin he knows as Mary the mother of god or Sister Mary Fruitloop, a nun with a stigmata fetish. Now and then, while talking about women he makes mention of real ones (not Mrs O'Connor) and, believe it or not, he has some pretty strange ideas of them.

Grabbing quotes from Robert's blog is like trying to catch fire-flies as his blog posts and occasionally his blogs are ephemeral (short-lived for those who weren't in 3P at school). Fortunately we at The Curmudgeons Inc.ⓒ are proud of our posts and don't delete them (unless we get threatened with legal action by a relative of Richard's and then it'll be "Sayonara Nurse"). This means that I've had to trawl through my own posts to find a few of Robert's comments.  There's no need to thank me, I wasn't doing much today anyway as it's blowing a gale here and tennis and, luckily, gardening was postponed.

Here are a few screenshots of the comments:

Sorry, I just threw that one in because it kind of sums up a lot of Robert's comments

OK, I got a bit tired of trawling through my old posts (even though they are fascinating, erudite and are a brilliant  insight into our culture over the last few years) so we'll leave that there.

What got me started on this post was stumbling upon a YouTube video today: 

WOMEN ARE NOT REAL

Have a look at this and persevere. The presenter is a pain in the arse but the clips he shows are gold.

Here is an excerpt from this spoken by a young American neanderthal:

".... women can't be trusted to handle anything of greater responsibility than taking care of daily household chores and taking care of babies, not children but babies because once babies turn into children that's when the psychological development comes in to play which far exceeds the capabilities that women are able to do to provide for the child."

This tosser goes on to basically say that women cannot handle the stresses of life but do have the primary function of procreation and also can provide pleasure to men - or so this little wanking scrote hopes. I don't think that he's ever seen a woman naked or touched one let alone had sex with anyone other than himself.

It would be funny if there wasn't a scary bit of reality in this. Some of what this silly fucker says has resonance in the Catholic Church's teachings and, albeit in a small way what Robert says and the blogs.