"READY, STEADY....SLOW"

Richard wrote this as a comment on one of my recent posts.

Admittedly his age and dotage precludes him from writing witty comments but even so this was bloody rude. He's done this before I might add and that old expression the 'pot calling the kettle black' comes to mind.

“ "Oho!" said the pot to the kettle;
"You are dirty and ugly and black!
Sure no one would think you were metal,
Except when you're given a crack."


"Not so! not so!" kettle said to the pot;
"'Tis your own dirty image you see;
For I am so clean – without blemish or blot –
That your blackness is mirrored in me." ”

Richard to be fair has in the past written some clever and interesting blog posts but - these were in the past. His most recent offerings have been sometimes mind-numbingly boring like watching paint dry, grass grow or .....or ...... snail racing.

SNAIL RACING

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