Saturday 23 July 2022

THESE JULY GUYS

 I've got things to do - important things - but it's a cold and dreary day today so I'll stay inside and read, blog and make a nuisance of myself until The Old Girl suggests that I go out shopping or something.

I've got a good blog post on technology planned and might get around to it later. Meantime - it's MEAN time so here's a song for Richard and his latest band (yet to appear anywhere) The July Guys Trio.



This band is so new they don't yet have band photos, bios, gigs or even any music yet. Never mind, early days eh.

THESE GUYS (to the music of 'These Eyes' by Guess Who).

These guys -  will try every night for you
July - could be their great debut
It's certain to be, yeah
And you can see them for free, no, no, no
You just wait and see, yeah
An' you'll like it, an' you'll like it, oh no
These guys'll watch you come to the world at an end
It's Himitangi -  let's try not to pretend
It's certain to be, yeah
And you can see them for free, no, no, no
You said you'd come and see, yeah
An' you know it, an' you know it, mateys
These guys are tryin'
These guys have had  a lot of gigs
But they're never gonna see another one like the PBs had it's true
These guys are tryin'
These guys have seen a lot of gigs
But they're never gonna see another one like the PBs had it's true 
These guys are tryin'
These guys have seen a lot of gigs
But they're never gonna see another one like the PBs had it's true 
These guys'll cry every night for you
They long to play their songs for you, again
These guys are tryin'
These guys have seen a lot of gigs
But they're never gonna see another one like the PBs had it's true 
These guys are tryin'
These guys have seen a lot of gigs
But they're never gonna see another one like the PBs had it's true  
These guys are tryin'
These guys have seen a lot of gigs
But they're never gonna see another one like the PBs had it's true  
These guys are tryin'
But they're never gonna see another one like the PBs had it's true 
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Don't ya know these guys'll be tryin' every night (weather depending)
And they need you back at the pottery!

4 comments:

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

Can I get a refund for the time I wasted reading this?

Richard (of RBB) said...

Me too please.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

No to Robert as he's in debit for a period running to about 13 years or more for the crap that I've read of his. I think I must be well in credit so might write a lot of diabolic rubbish for the next ten years directed at him. I don't have all of the templates as he's deleted 99% of the horseshit over the years but I've got a fair idea of the structure:

- Cleaning jobs
- anti-abortion rant
- anti- LGBQT rant
- anti- Labour government rant
- some nonsense learned from the Catholic Church
- some denials of the transgressions of the Catholic Church
- a description of the unhealthy and boring meal that he has planned for dinner.

OK, got it.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Yes to Richard.
He's been under a bit of pressure lately and his readership has slipped.
I promise to read his next 100 posts without any expectation that he has to read any of mine.
This should work out as a credit in his favour.
To be honest though, going by his recent posts, the next 100 will be a doddle to read as they will be sorely lacking in complexity, theme, relevance and volume.

The things that we Curmudgeons do to keep the lesser contributors happy.

Stay well and stay dry.