THE CURMUDGEON: EATING TIPS # 1

Saturday, 14 October 2023

EATING TIPS # 1

Eating (also known as consuming) is the ingestion of food, typically to provide a heterotrophic organism with energy and to allow for growth.

Tip # 1 from guest tipster Robert the apathetic sanctimonious sinner, toilet cleaner, threatener of eternal damnation, music snob and sucker.

"I find that Communion Hosts go down best when mashed in a cup with a couple of shots of Jägermeister."

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THE CURMUDGEON said...: Claytons? No, Robert will attest that the Communion Host is 'The Real Thing'.; 15 October 2023 at 07:10

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- From hospital doctor's report.

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"Reading The Curmudgeon's blog has opened my eyes and mind to the silliness of religion and the stupidity of catholicism in particular. I now see myself as a modernist even if I don't really understand what the term means. Well done that man for giving us the low down.
That's why most readers reference Curmudgeon first."

- Robert the apoplectic sinner

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Richard (of Richard's Bass Bag).

An updated accolade from Richard:

Hello all. I really like this blog. The quality, humour and professionalism gives me something to strive for in my own blog. Recently I've run out of ideas and have reverted to writing long and boring posts on violin playing. I wish that I could create blog posts as fresh and interesting as The Curmudgeon's.

- Richard of Richard's Bass Bag

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Saturday, 14 October 2023

EATING TIPS # 1

"I find that Communion Hosts go down best when mashed in a cup with a couple of shots of Jägermeister."

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