Monday 5 August 2019

...... LIVING IN PERFECT HARMONY*


A confused old schoolteacher

"Is Robert helping you to write these thoughts? Frankly I'm having trouble making sense of both yours and his blogs these days."
So said Richard in a recent comment on one of my posts.

It made me wonder if he really thinks that Robert and I could collaborate in post writing. I decided to research some famous collaborations to see if I could gain any clues.




The Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact known as the Treaty of Non-aggression between Germany and the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics signed August 23, 1939.  

Well we know how that turned out:



Ebony & IvoryPaul McCartney & Stevie Wonder
Two of the world's greatest musicians at the time combined forces to record a song about racial harmony - what could possibly go wrong? Absolutely nothing. At first. When Ebony and Ivory was released in 1982 it made No.1 in both the UK and US.
In 2007 it was voted the worst musical collaboration in history. 



Innocenti and De TomasoCar designers wanting to take on the famous Mini launched this in 1974. Originally powered by an actual Mini A series engine it was changed to a three cylinder Daihatsu. The result was just awful.




Not looking too good so far ....... maybe something a bit religious for Robert.


The Tower of Babel
According to the Bible, a united human race, in the generations following the Flood, speaking a single language and migrating westward, came to the land of Shinar (Mesopotamia). There they agree to build a city and a tower tall enough to reach heaven. Robert's god was pissed off about this so muddled up their speech so that they can no longer understand each other so building the city and tower failed through misunderstandings.





OK, that's it, I don't think a collaboration between Robert and me is a good idea.







* Yeah right!


3 comments:

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

Slowly, gently sing with me our strange duet
I am the mask and you the voice!

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Yep!
That confirms it.

Richard (of RBB) said...

Come on boys!