Monday, 31 May 2021

TALLY HO!

 After weeks of waiting for a Trade Me listing and searching on-line we decided to 'bite the bullet' and buy a new excise bike as opposed to a second-hand one. I researched to find out the most suitable one for our requirements and, having been disappointed with a cheap one we bought a few years ago, decided to seek in the middle to top range.

I had seen the ideal one for sale from Active Fitness a month or so ago and when, after checking out alternatives, I went back to their website the sale had ended. The machine I wanted was now back at the standard price instead of the sale price. "Bugger" I thought but then sent an email to the Auckland store saying that I wanted to buy that particular model but only of I could have it at the previous sale price. They agreed and shipped it. I was happy as it saved us about $300.

It duly arrived - in a very large delivery van - in a big cardboard package shrink-wrapped on a wooden pallet. The package was bloody heavy but the delivery driver had a trolley so we soon had it inside in the small lounge at the end of the house. I unpacked it:


There were many parts to assemble but, unlike IKEA and my disastrous efforts - see HERE  (sorry that the images have disappeared) - there were very clear instructions included plus tools for every part of assembly. I'm impressed.

Here's the result.


The Old Girl and I will have to take turns using this unless we buy a second one and 'go for rides' together.



Sunday, 30 May 2021

SUNDAY MORNING IN THE CHURCH SHOP

 


Robert is on duty this morning at the church shop.

So far he's been pleased as no one has come in to interrupt his rosary and his little task of filling up the condom dispenser. Life was good or, Vita esset bonum according to his Google English to Latin translation. He was glad that he'd read The Curmudgeon's second to last post where TC said that Life is good. He didn't respond well to Robert's comment - "Yes what peace there is in a soul that has found union with Jesus." though, but then again, he is a curmudgeon. Robert translated (courtesy of Google) that phrase into Latin which is the latest thing he's doing. No one knows why. Sue seems to be getting a bit miffed at him when he asks her in the morning - "Vis calicem capulus?" but he doesn't sense that he's becoming annoying. He is a catholic after all.

Robert's rosary and reverie was interrupted when two people came in. Actually it was two people - a man and a young girl -  and a donkey. The man was bearded, scruffy and frankly stank. The girl, who looked to be about 14 was heavily pregnant. The donkey was just a donkey.

ROBERT: Hey, Frank! Bugger off. We don't want homeless people in here.

MAN: My name's not Frank. Is there anywhere to stay around here? We've been travelling a bit you see and ...

ROBERT: Frankly I don't give a damn. (He sniggered at his little joke and was about to continue with his rosary when the girl spoke).

GIRL: Please mister. We're tired and I need to lie down. I don't think baby can wait.

Robert wondered why she called the homeless guy with her 'Baby' and then, after he had stopped ogling her surprisingly full breasts he noticed the bump and that she was indeed, very heavily pregnant.

ROBERT: Hey! You're up the duff! What the ..? Have you two been doing it?

MAN: Doing it? What do you mean?

ROBERT: You know. When a man and a woman really love each other and get married -in the catholic church of course - and, after a respectable period of time, out of love join together to express their love through a blessed and wonderful miracle done solely for the creation of new life and ....

MAN: What the hell are you babbling about man? It's only sex.

ROBERT: Get the hell (sorry Jesus) out of here you degenerates. Can't you see that I'm busy. I've got a charity shop to run here. Sheesh!


The man, girl and donkey leave and plod their way out of the shop and off down the road.

ROBERT: Now, where was I .... Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee ...

Saturday, 29 May 2021

THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW WERE TRUE (PART TWO)*

 USSCA

Well at long last it's happening.

It has always intrigued me why South America, with its geographical and population size, its natural resources, seaboards, arable land and massive tourist potential has forever been the poor cousin of USA and collectively way down the rankings in world powers.


Like Africa I guess it's easy to see why. There being so many countries making up South America each with their own politics, agendas, ethnicities and in some cases, languages. I was always wondering why they didn't just share the country between them, mix up the populations, langages, cultures and politics and get on with becoming part of the real world.

It's taken quite a long time but, as I said, it is now happening. To some degree the European Union, even with all of its problems has led the way in this as has USA and Australia with their states system of federal government. USA of course under that idiot Trump and afterwards has seemed as if this states system could blow apart - but it hasn't. Yet.

No, what is happening is that there will be a new 'national' entity formed in the lower part of the American continent. It will be the the United States of South and Central America - USSCA. The former South American countries of Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, French Guiana, Guyana, Paraguay, Peru, Suriname, Uruguay and Venezuela will be joined by the former Central American countries of Belize, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua and Panama.




Mexico is unlikely to join at this stage as it was suggested that the members of USSCA would identify themselves with badges. The Mexicans did not want badges.

BADGES

It's probably not a bad thing that Mexico will not be joining as they could be quite disruptive and exert a disproportionate amount of power in the federal government kind of like Florida does in the USA. Having Mexico separate also creates a nice buffer between USA and USSCA.

The Federal states system won't be without its initial problems but if these can be sorted out through legislature and senate and congress debate rather than warfare and armed hostility then the longer term outcome will be hugely beneficial to South and Central American citizens and will create a new superpower. This will give the racist and condescending North Americans a well-deserved boot up the arse and, in this dangerous time of Russian and Chinese expansionism set up another checkpoint.

The 20 new states will have open borders and there will be one citizenship - that of USSCA or South/Central in short. The continent's wealth and potential can be shared and central funding will be available for social, industrial and food productive enterprises in a way that was never seen before.

Personally I'm excited by this project.

Keep watching developments and remember - you heard it here first .












* "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story." - Mark Twain

Thursday, 27 May 2021

LIFE IS GOOD

 Man, today was one out of the gift bag.

After a few days of rainy and windy weather, today was anything but a winter's day. It has been, I guess, an Indian Summer day.

An Indian summer is a period of unseasonably warm, dry weather that sometimes occurs in autumn in temperate regions of the northern hemisphere during September to November. In an article on the US National Weather Service's website, weather historian William R. Deedler writes that Indian Summer can be defined as "any spell of warm, quiet, hazy weather that may occur in October or November." Several references describe a true Indian Summer as not occurring until after the first frost, or more specifically the first "killing" frost.

-Wikipedia.

Well, fuck those Americans. We get the same here and we don't have any Indians. Maybe we should call it a Maori Summer.

I played tennis this morning in ideal conditions. It was great.

After lunch I mowed the lawn and did some gardening things - loading up the trailer with stuff to go to the dump next week.

I then went to golf and played 8 holes - again in ideal conditions. As someone said  "It was great."
I played some good shots and found 11 golf balls. I'm conflicted in that I never know what is best - the minimal number of shots or the maximum amount of found golf balls. Anyway, today struck a good balance.

When I was down in a creek finding golf balls these guys came to check out what I was doing.

**WARNING**
Richard, look away now!


There were about 20 of them and they were as cute as hell. I'm glad that tonight we are eating a vegetarian meal - Lynn's chick pea and spinach recipe on noodles.

At home, after a nice long (and hot) shower The Old Girl and I enjoyed a pre-prandial drink (gin and tonic for her and vodka and tonic for me) and a couple of games of pool.

Life has certainly been good today.

Wednesday, 26 May 2021

BADGES! WE DON'T WANT YOUR ......(you know the rest).



This morning a membership badge arrived in the mail.



It was sent by Richard who has created the Marlborough Chardonnay Club because he knows that I don't like Marlborough Chardonnay - hence the Groucho Marx aphorism at the beginning of this post.

Richard also gave Robert a badge - seeing that Robert likes badges and he did a post on this on the weekend.



As you can see above, Robert received his membership badge  card but is unsure as to which piece of clothing he should wear it on.

I had no problem deciding where to wear mine:



THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW WERE TRUE (PART ONE)*

 Wernher von Braun


Von Braun in 1960

Wernher von Braun, the German-born American aerospace engineer and original 'rocketman' who was behind the development of rocket technology in Nazi Germany and later a leader in USA space rocket technology, was a secret agent working for the American OSS (The Office of Strategic Services) and with the knowledge and begrudging approval of the British secret services.

In Germany von Braun was a leader in the development of the V2 rocket - the Vergeltungswaffe 2, "Retribution Weapon 2", with the technical name Aggregat 4 - which was  the world's first long-range guided ballistic missile.



In USA von Braun was designer and aerospace project manager NASA and chief architect of the Apollo Saturn V rocket.




While in his twenties and early thirties, von Braun worked in Nazi Germany's rocket development program. He helped design and co-developed the V2 rocket at Peenemunde during WW2. Following the war he was secretly moved to the United States, along with about 1,600 other German scientists, engineers, and technicians, as part of  Operation Paperclip. He worked for the US Army on an intermediate-range ballistic missile program, and he developed the rockets that launched the United States' first space satellite Explorer 1.

In 1960, his group was assimilated into NASA, where he served as director of the newly formed Marshall Space  Flight Center  and as the chief architect of the Saturn V super-heavy-lift launch vehicle that propelled the  Apollo spacecraft to the Moon. In 1967, von Braun was inducted into the National Academy of Engineering, and in 1975, he received the National Medal of Science. He advocated for a human mission to Mars.

- Wikipedia

There was another, secret side to von Braun however, one that immeasurably assisted the Allies in WW2.

In the early 1930s, von Braun was a student at the Technische Hochschule Berlin. He joined the Spaceflight Society and assisted in liquid-fueled rocket motor tests and from where he graduated with a diploma in mechanical engineering. His early exposure to rocketry convinced him that the exploration of space would require far more than applications of the current engineering technology so, wanting to learn more about physics, chemistry and astronomy, von Braun entered the Friedrich-Wilhelm University of Berlin for doctoral studies and graduated with a doctorate in physics in 1934. This brought him to the attention of the British Secret Intelligence Service (now known as MI6) who shared information with the USA Secret Service (later to be known as OSS and then CIA) and he was recruited as an undercover agent with the prime responsibility of sharing his research and findings with these agencies.

von Braun progressed in his career and reputation in the later 1930s under Nazi rule and was encouraged by his spymasters to join the SS which he duly did and became a SS Sturmbannfuhrer (equivalent of major). He was also encouraged to pursue his rocketry research under the authority of at first the German Wehrmacht and later the SS. von Braun was recognised by Hitler and especially Himmler as having the answer to Germany's woes during WW2 and Hitler, under Himmler's recommendations was excited about the vengeance weapons. von Braun, for his part was particularly interested in the V2 project not for its military capability but in order to fulfill a lifetime ambition of space exploration.

After mid 1941 when Germany disastrously attacked Russia, the direction of the war started to take a turn that was going to destroy Germany. The Russian invasion had been precipitous and should have happened later, after perhaps Britain was defeated (USA was not directly involved at this stage). The drain of fighting on two fronts was quickly becoming evident and massive increases in armaments, aircraft, tanks and vehicles was needed.

The Wehrmacht and the SS meanwhile, under direction from Himmler and endorsement from Hitler were pursuing the V1 and the V2 projects whose development took many years and, more importantly, huge investments in money, rare materials, fuel, technology and manpower to the point where aircraft development and manufacture and production of other essential war materiel was being limited.

The British and American governments (secretly) were aware of this via their secret service operations and von Braun's information to them and encouraged the development and production of the vengeance weapons. They knew full well that, once employed these weapons would cause the death of many thousands of people but their agenda was in holding up production of other, more directly influential war machinery like planes, U-boats, tanks, guns and explosives. Britain after-all, under Churchill had made many similar hard decisions like allowing the bombing of Coventry to go ahead in the name of secrecy and to protect their information sources (ULTRA).

The big turning point for Germany was the crushing of the 6th Army at Stalingrad which enabled Russia to turn back German troops and to put them on the run. Many Wehrmacht senior officers and strategists believed that, had the 6th Army and the other German armies fighting in the East been supplied with more and better planes, tanks and equipment then the outcome would have been different. The Allies knew this as well and so continued to encourage von Braun in his endeavours which ultimately were just fuelling Hitler's and Himmler's vanity. The V1 and V2 projects did get underway and operational late in the war and did cause massive destruction, deaths and caused alarm but, in the scale of things were negligible in having any strategic effect on the direction of the war. Later German developments in jet aircraft and even rocket propelled aircraft were too late. The Vengeance projects that took over 5 years of development, the equivalent of over 50 billion US dollars (50% more than the Manhattan Project), huge loss of life in development and manufacture and diversion of German design, creativity and strategic thinking actually had the effect of losing Germany the war.

von Braun, for his assistance had been promised placement in USA after the war and the opportunity to develop his dreams of space travel and exploration.













* "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story." - Mark Twain











 


Tuesday, 25 May 2021

TI(ARA)RADE

 At tennis there's a guy named Mike who reminds me a bit of Robert. He's conservative and his views are generally on the fringe of the right and linked to conspiracy theory. He's also a monarchist. 

He reminds me a bit of Charlton Heston.


I usually wind him up with tirades against some of the things he believes in like: Donald Trump's presidency; anti Covid 19 vaccination: not wearing face masks; anti-Labour and pro-National; G.O.P Republicanism.

He thinks that I'm a bit rabid.

Today there was mention of the appointment of the new Governor General and our links to the Queen. The conversation went something like this:

MIKE: Jacinda said that she thinks that we will become a republic in her lifetime.

ME: I hope that happens in my lifetime.

MIKE: What? Why don't you like the monarchy?

ME: That bunch of inbred tossers ..

MIKE: But ...

ME: ... those overprivileged and undeservedly rich billionaires ..

MIKE:  ...but ..

ME: ... who've made their money over the centuries by stealing it from the public and salting it away in property for which they charge tenants crippling rents.

MIKE: But ..

ME: They are inbred, undereducated and time-wasting users who, in the real world wouldn't be able to get jobs. No-one in their right mind would like them.

MIKE: But, what about Princess Diana?

ME: Diana? That dumb simp. I hate the Diana cult that's grown up around this useless and pathetic tramp. The only good thing she did was to divorce that namby- pamby tampon fetishist Prince Charles.

MIKE: But what do you think of Prince Harry?

ME: Given that it's said that intelligence is passed down from the mother, Harry certainly lucked out that his mother was so stupid which explains why he's as thick as two short planks.

MIKE: What! What about his father?

ME: Which one? Charles or his real father?

MIKE: Umm .. you mean ..?

ME: Yes, that pathetic twonk James Hewitt. He wouldn't have any more brains than the horses he spends all his time with.

MIKE: But, but, but ... what about ..?

ME: Sorry Mike. It's my turn to play now. Nice chatting with you. Maybe next time we can talk about religion.

Monday, 24 May 2021

TRANSUBSTANTIATION?

 Well the storm has blown itself out overnight so today I've been weeding.


I started with my trusty EGO line trimmer and dealt to all of the larger weeds that have sprung up over the last month due to alternating rainy and warm weather. The trimmer ripped through these easily.

As it doesn't look like rain I got out the weedkiller and filled up the backpack.



This is a pretty good item that I've had for many years. Unfortunately, as I haven't used it for a while and it's been sitting in the basement, the top pressure valve wasn't set right and as I started to use it weedkiller mixture sprayed out over my back, saturating the overalls and the t-shirt I was wearing. I carried on for a while but than had a nasty thought. I'd made the mixture really strong  by a factor of about 10 times the recommended mixture. I'm using glyphosate which is the main ingredient in
Roundup and is very powerful.


 There is talk that this might be banned later this year so of course I went to Mitre 10 and bought some more. The recommended mix is 100:1.

I imagined some itching on my skin so stopped spraying, took off the overalls and went inside and had a shower - still wearing my t-shirt, shorts and underpants. After a good soaping and scrubbing I got out of the shower and tentatively looked in the mirror. I was imagining this:



But, unfortunately it was just the normal me looking back.


Sunday, 23 May 2021

BRRRR!

 It was cold and blustery yesterday, rained and blew through the night and now we seem to be getting Lower Hutt weather which is an indication of winter coming at last.


The HRV monitor shows that it's 16 degrees in the roof and 17 degrees in the house. In Northland terms this is like a polar blast.


We stayed in bed drinking tea and reading for as long as possible and then got up. I decided to light the lounge wood burner at long last. It hasn't been used since 2019. Last year I had both wood burners reconditioned and certificated but hadn't had occasion to light them until now.

I collected wood from the woodshed and set the fire.




We should be in for a cosy afternoon.


Saturday, 22 May 2021

WHAT NEXT?

 There has been a lot of strange phenomena in recent times which stimulates conspiracy theorists, religious nutters and 'end of days' people no end.



I see that strange people are looking for the birth of red calves, re-reading Saint John's Book of Revelation and reporting on various Nostradamus-like predictions including the cult of Donald Trump, the spectre of swarms of locusts along with unusual floods, storms, earthquakes and volcanic eruptions.

Richard in his latest post said:


Now this is really apocalyptic. The Prowse brothers, to be clear, are amongst the world's slowest drivers and know next to nothing about cars and how they work. Robert for example doesn't know how to replace a flat tyre and believes that they only go flat on the bottom and Richard somehow has managed to put dents and scrapes on every possible panel on his car - including on the inside!



If you live in the Wellington area keep off the road - that's what I'm saying.

Friday, 21 May 2021

I CAN'T WAIT

 Remember when we were young and were so excited on Christmas Eve?

Well, there's a surprise coming my way that reminds me of those days.



No, it's not Santa who is going to give me a surprise (thank Robert's god).

The surprise is coming from Richard although, since he published it on his blog in a latest post, and he claims thousands of followers to his blog, it's no longer a surprise but, see: HERE

Apparently the old fella has got a bit confused at my saying that, if Marlborough's heat summation increases due to global warming, then good chardonnay might be a thing in the future. The key there though is IN THE FUTURE. I don't like Marlborough chardonnay right now.

Richard likes Marlborough chardonnay, I don't know why. Well, to be honest, I do know why. It's due to:

  • Marlborough chardonnay being cheaper than Hawkes Bay, Nelson, Waipara and Martinborough chardonnay.
  • Marlborough chardonnay often being on sale as sensible people won't buy it.
  • Richard would probably drink a chardonnay aged in old socks given the chance.

He likes it so much he's created a club - The Marlborough Chardonnay Club.


He's created clubs before for example The White Sport Coat and Pink Carnation Society was down to him (and I use the word 'down' advisedly). This 'club' was a bit of a failure and ended ignominiously, being officially and compulsorily disbanded by the Victoria University of Wellington's chancellor. It'll be interesting to see how well the Marlborough Chardonnay Club fares.

Richard has quite kindly produced a club badge since he knows that I like badges:

BADGES

I guess I'll have to give this pride of place in display even though I doubt I will be wearing it in the near future or not until Marlborough starts to make decent chardonnay. It will go straight to the pool room.

STRAIGHT TO THE POOL ROOM


BUDGET HAVE YOU GOT A DIME?

I don't know about you but I was pretty pleased with yesterday's government budget.
It appears to be sensible and, given COVID-19 and worldwide uncertainty, rightly cautious.
In some ways many of the benefits don't apply to The old Girl and my situation as critics have said that there was no appreciable benefit to 'middle New Zealanders' who, I guess, we are, but I'm happy to see that some inequalities for the poorer part of society have been addressed within the constraints of available funding.

We all have to be sensible. The top end of society and to some degree the middle, have enough earnings, assets or capability to get them through some hard times over the next couple of years. We will all have to 'tighten our belts' if necessary.
I'm pleased that the budget didn't go overboard with dangerous borrowing and still managed to get many good things done.

Here are some of them:

  • Welfare beneficiaries - increases overall.
  • Maori housing initiatives.
  • Maori health issues addressed, particularly in regard to smoking harm.
  • Children in poverty - starts made to fix some things.
  • Reinstatement of Training Incentive Allowance for tertiary level study.
  • Student allowances  and loans for living costs increase.
  • Development of a social unemployment insurance scheme for workers,
Generally the budget is forecasting  a decrease in unemployment, growth in the economy and a slowdown in the rise of house prices.

There are obviously going to be moaners and whingers from all sectors, particularly the speculators who've been taking out big loans to buy extra houses in order to make obscene profits. The 'Maori knockers' will also be up in arms, particularly this nasty piece of work:



Oops, wrong pic.




Here she is , and even scarier than Chucky.


The rabid Judith Collins, predictably, bashed the budget complaining that it was "a budget for beneficiaries not for workers" only thinly disguising her racist and reactionary views.

It was great to see many of her own National party disagreeing with her views though. They no doubt are worried at how she has recently been attacking and alienating the Maori faction in Parliament - a once Labour supporting faction that, bewilderingly, switched to National some years ago although has now indicated they would not form a coalition with National again. Let's hope that they will see sense and go back to Labour - not that Labour needs them at present, having the seats to govern alone.



The rabid right as personified by the nasty and cranky Mike Hoskings threw their toys out of the cot:

"The world isn't rejecting left-leaning progressive thinking for no reason, they're rejecting it because it doesn't work," Hosking wrote for the Herald.

"We'll get there, next year or at the next election. If we don't, I'm off to Australia."

Well I for one would like to see this twonk fuck off to somewhere else. His nasty, negative and undermining views are more suited to the American GOP rather than here.

I'm glad to see that I'm not alone in this as there has been a massive response from newspaper readers to his comment. Most are along these lines:



Hoskings backs Collins and indeed any National leader believing that the sun shines out of their arses.




Thursday, 20 May 2021

RESPRUNG

 Today was like a spring day. It was sunny, warm and with just a gentle breeze.

I headed off early to tennis which was so enjoyable we played on for ages.

I really enjoy tennis on days like this as everyone is in a good mood and it's nice sitting in the sun waiting for a turn to play. The absence of wind makes sitting in warm but not too hot sunshine really pleasant.

Given that it's late May and officially late in the last month of autumn I'm wondering what sort of winter we will have this year.  Will it be mild? Or, will it, to counterbalance the warm autumn and hot summer we've had, be really severe?

I'm hoping that it will be normal. I kind of like winter and the ability to wear nice warm clothes, looking forward to getting home to a warm house and eating stews, hotpots, pies and, basically, winter fare along with some red wine.

Of course, recently we renovated the wood burners and installed two heat pumps which to date we haven't had occasion to use so it would be nice to have a normal or colder winter to justify this.


I read recently that global warming is having effect in New Zealand wine regions now in the way that Australia, France and USA have experienced. Marlborough wine producers are concerned that the unique character that has made their sauvignon blanc and pinot gris sought after around the world - crisp and fresh yet from fully ripe grapes - may be under threat and drastic measures might be necessary like picking unripe grapes and relocating vineyards to cooler areas. Well, good luck with that idea. It's been tried in countries like Australia, South Africa and USA and results in a tart, acidic wine which tastes like its been made from unripe grapes. It's just as well that I dislike sauvignon blanc and pinot gris so it won't make any difference to me (it's all about me). It might mean of course, in a few years, I might like Marlborough chardonnay!

Wednesday, 19 May 2021

NEW POST - THE RELIGIOUS CURMUDGEON

 


OUT THERE




GIVE IT AWAY NOW

 GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY NOW

I like this music video - but that's my problem I guess.

Another problem is giving things away.

We don't sell things on Trade Me as it's too much hassle trying to deliver from where we live and besides, people just want things so cheap nowadays.

I used to donate items to charities and Free Stuff but more recently use Neighbourly on Facebook. I choose a site that's in our very local area and have found some very happy recipients for free items like computer monitors, an exercise bike,  an ornate mirror, a  Philips 42" and a Sony 23" television, golf clubs (but I won't give away my golf balls), framed paintings, books, DVDs, couches, table and chairs, a desk and lots of other items.  It's good to see these go to people who want and hopefully need them.

The other day The Old Girl had a Lladro figurine to give away. This is a very nice one that she gave to her mother years ago as a gift and, when her mother died in Scotland, brought it home. We've never had a spot for it in the house and Lladro is a bit ornate for our tastes so we gave it away. Before listing it on Neighbourly I sent out a note to fellow tennis club members asking for anyone who was interested or who was a collector. A few people declined  but at tennis yesterday, Rod said he would like it. He came around and collected it and was most pleased.

Last night though I saw an email that I'd missed from the wife of another member who said that she was a collector and would like it. The email was sent the night before I gave the figurine to Rod but I didn't see it or it was delayed (it happens sometimes). I replied with apologies that it had gone and now I hope that it doesn't cause any issues at tennis.


Oh well .....


Tuesday, 18 May 2021

DON'T DREAM IT ROBERT - BE IT!

 Robert is trying out a new look. He's unsure whether he should wear suspenders or braces. Obviously it's some sort of later life crisis.

I think he should settle on suspenders with matching accessories. Victoria's Secret or, his favourite lingerie shop K-Mart should be able to supply him with what he needs but he may need to shop for the outsize fittings. Fortunately for him Wellington most likely has some specialty stores catering for transvestites. I guess he should try Vivian Street. Is that right Richard?

Once he gets himself sorted he could dress up when managing the sales counter at the church shop. It would certainly be a bit of a drawcard although most of his customers would be catholic priests and Marist brothers.



X Test

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Monday, 17 May 2021

LIGHTS, ACTION .... YOU KNOW THE REST.

 I bought a digital camera on Trade Me - a Fuji HS20EXR Camera. that has a resolution of 16 - 19 Megapixels.


I bought it for $139 which is a pretty good price for a camera that, new, would have cost between $2000 and $2500.

It has a built-in telescopic lens - 20 - 39.9x .......


....... and came with the extra 3X Viewfinder attachment which is for use on very bright sunny days.




It came with other bits and pieces including connecting cables and a carry case so I'm very pleased.


Since that pesky dolphin munted my Canon digital camera a few years ago HERE I've been using my iPhone for taking photographs. It's good and convenient but to be honest, the stunning scenery we have up here deserves better so I'm keen to get out and about to take some better quality images.

I'll just have to keep away from dolphins.*





* After that learning experience I bought a small waterproof digital camera which I take with me when on the kayak. 



Sunday, 16 May 2021

QUICK UPDATE

 I'm sorry to have left you hanging when I said in the last post  that I was collecting the new blinds -"Today, when I drove into town to pick up the new bespoke window blinds we ordered (maybe a series on curtains and blinds is needed)".

Yesterday we installed them and they are looking very smart and a big improvement on the crappy curtains we've had for years.







Thank you for your patience.

Friday, 14 May 2021

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT THEY PULL ME BACK IN*

 * Well, not directly me but they got The Old Girl.


"JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT ... THEY PULL ME BACK IN"


Last night I 'resigned' from the old folks club and from creating the monthly newsletter. A complaining email from a cranky member of the committee got my blood boiling. She was complaining abut a couple of minor information errors in the newsletter (nothing important). Since I've been producing this newsletter - as a favour to the club - I've been at pains to inform the committee that I was just  putting in information as received from the various committee members. In this case the information I was given was wrong. Instead of approaching me directly this person fired off the complaining email to a larger group. Sheesh!

I promptly sent a message to the president and the secretary tendering my resignation.

Have you noticed that elderly people can get a bit cranky?


This is always a mystery to me given that I'm all about sweetness and light.

Today, when I drove into town to pick up the new bespoke window blinds we ordered (maybe a series on curtains and blinds is needed), the president of the club who is a friend of The Old Girl called in to see if I was OK and to discuss my 'resignation'. As I was out The Old Girl entertained the president and - get this - told her that I had "thrown my toys out of the cot" because I was annoyed at the email. How about that? I know that it was true but I wouldn't have described my reaction in those terms. The president and The Old Girl apparently had a good old laugh and a chat  about that. Did I mention that the president is a woman? What is it about women and how they seem to get a buzz out of disparaging us men?

Anyway, when I arrived home the president had left and The Old Girl told me of the details of her visit.  I said that it was good that she came around but that my decision was irrevocable and the complaining committee member who was in fact the treasurer could write the newsletter.

The Old Girl said that this was discussed but that the president thought the treasurer would be incapable of doing this as she was a commercial cleaner schoolteacher accountant and had no creative flair. It was then agreed, as a favour to a friend, that The Old Girl would produce the newsletter herself for the rest of the year (the duration of the president's term).

WTF! I exclaimed (with an exclamation mark and not a question mark).

"You're on your own there pal" I said.

"Yes, I know" she answered "but how hard can it be?"

We will see. The problem with this exercise is not in crafting the newsletter, it is in gathering information from the club members, some of whom as well as being cranky can also be a bit doolally.