Thursday, 31 March 2022

MORE OF THE SAME

OK, forget the WANKERS, BASTARDS, SHITS, ARSEHOLES etc I talked about in the previous post.

Today is a cracker and actually the hottest we've had for a while. I'm glad that I did my rock digging and concrete slab laying yesterday and got it out of the way. Robert is probably glad too after he said this on Richard's post:


He might have got his wish if I was still digging.

I played tennis first thing this morning for a couple of hours. The conditions were excellent but .... hot, hot, hot. Everyone was wilting.

When I got home I immediately went in for a dip and stayed in the water for a half hour. Once again the water was waveless and a delight to swim, float and even just stand in. 

It's been very hot in the afternoon which has ruled out any outside activity. I just sat or lay about reading and at one stage had a snooze.

Here's the view from our bedroom.












WANKERS, BASTARDS, SHITS, ARSEHOLES ...

 ..... and worse.

The week so far has been full of news about wankers, bastards, shits, arseholes, cunts, pricks, prick-bastards (The old Girl's favourite expression), idiots, fraudsters, thieves, entitled celebrities, fools, conspiracy theorists and Covid deniers.

Whew! And it's just Thursday.

I don't know. I'm old  but I think that the world is getting worse. Ethics, morality, conscience, convention, decency, morality, integrity, honour, honesty, idealism - these are just words, old words and rarely employed ones if you follow what happens in or communities, our country and our world.

In the past few days I've seen on news reports and firsthand the antics of these waste-of-space people:

  • Vladimir Putin
  • Joe Biden
  • Chris Luxon
  • Xi Jinping
  • Will Smith
  • Brian Tamaki
  • Grant Dalton
  • The Northlanders who stole 1 bedroom cabins off someone's property
  • Those guys who drove too fast in their boat 
  • Letterbox thieves (the contents not the entire letterbox - yet)
  • And many, many others.
That's it. I just thought you might want to know.




Tuesday, 29 March 2022

HERE IT IS - THE NEW POST.

 I spent about 5 hours gardening today and I'm a bit exhausted now. I'm enjoying* a glass of rose and waiting for my dinner. I'm not cooking but The Old Girl is making a broccoli, cauliflower, pumpkin bake which smells delicious.

We've been blessed lucky with a gorgeous day so I decided to take to the trees, bushes and weeds that have been getting out of hand. I did 3 hours in the morning and. after school traffic patrol, another couple of hours in the afternoon.

At 5pm the trailer was completely full so I quit and went for a swim. That was the best swim of the whole summer. The tide was in so the water was deep. The water was refreshing at first and then warm. The sun was still hot, The sky cloudless and the water calm as a millpond. It was also very clear enabling me to see the stones on the bed and little swimming things. I stayed in for half an hour.

*********************

That was yesterday. This morning I hitched up the trailer, went to tennis for a couple of hours and then drove into town to the tip. While in town I went to Mitre 10 and bought some new gardening gloves, a long-handled garden fork and a new flax cutter. I'd actually gone into the store looking to buy a hand-held glass cutter as I have some porcelain tiles I want to cut. They didn't have one, nor did the other hardware store I went to nor the local garage. Bummer! These items used to be a must-have in most homes but, I guess, the rise of Warehouse type places selling pre-cut glass for windows and picture frames, people don't cut their own glass like they used to.

I also went to a garden centre and bought some concrete mini slabs to put where I park the trailer. The slabs will stop the 'jockey wheel' from embedding in the gravel when it rains.

I came home and pottered about a bit before heading off to school patrol again. I've just got back and had planned to lay down the concrete slabs but it's too darned hot. I'll go for a swim soon.

Robert no doubt wants to know what we are having for dinner. I took out an eye-fillet steak from the freezer and will slice that and make schnitzel to have with left over vegetable bake.

 So, how's your day going?




* The rose was crap. It's the Villa Maria Marlborough rose that I bought from Blackmarket wines. The blurb by a wine-writer said it was gold medal standard and gave it about 92 points out of a hundred. I bought a 6 pack along with a 6 pack of Villa Maria Hawkes Bay rose which is very good. I wrote a scathing review of the Marlborough one on the Blackmarket website. That'll show them! I mixed the rose with soda water which makes it palatable.

Monday, 28 March 2022

NEW SEATING ARRANGEMENTS

The Old Girl declared, on the weekend, that she wanted to get rid of the two barstools we have in the kitchen.


She bought these off Trade Me many years ago. They are a retro design named Viennese Cafe. The stools are made of wood  with armrests "based on bentwood tradition of beech logs manual bending." I got that quote from a website selling these at $280 each plus $190 shipping - total $470 each. I guess the cost is in the fancy description. The Old Girl bought the pair for $50 and collected them herself about 15 years ago. I hate them.

The more observant reader will have noticed that I've mentioned these chairs before on this blog. See: HERE

As I said, I hate them and am glad that thy've gone .....oh, I should mention that I posted a picture of them on Neighbourly yesterday and immediately had people responding.  I gave them away FREE. I contacted the first person who enquired who turned out to be an elderly dame. She arranged for a guy from her church to collect them and sure enough, he turned up this morning. He said that he helps out a lot of elderly people and that they were going to a good home. I'm glad as I don't like giving stuff away to chancers who immediately turn around and sell the items on Facebook or Trade Me. They are tall though (the seat is 75cm from the floor) so I hope the old dame doesn't fall off.

They took up a fair bit of space. Here's the area now that they've gone:


The Old Girl will be looking to buy some more and this time I'll (hopefully) have some input. I'd like a tall bench seat or three barstools.

Time will tell. I will post an update later.






Sunday, 27 March 2022

IT WASN'T ME

IT WASN'T ME 


"What have you done to the vacuum cleaner Matey?" asked The Old Girl accusingly this morning. "It won't suck. I looked inside and there seems to be a piece missing - a filter or something."

OK, I started thinking when was the last time I cleaned the filter of the machine and when I did, why I didn't put the filter back. I couldn't think of a reason but looked everywhere in the house and outside where I shake out the dust. No luck.

It made no sense and then I remembered that The Old Girl was mucking around with the cleaner yesterday and emptied it. As a long-shot I opened the rubbish bag, went through a lot of messy gunk and sure enough, found the missing filter piece.

The filter in the front

She had somehow thrown out the filter with the dust and then, of course, blamed me for the machine not working. It must have been my fault.

"Sheesh!"


Thursday, 24 March 2022

NEW POST - THE MUSIC CURMUDGEON

 


I'D RATHER GO BLIND




NEW POST - THE RELIGIOUS CURMUDGEON

 

SO, WHAT ..... *



* Not that sublime track 'So What' from Kind of Blue. You'll just have to follow that link to see what The Religious Curmudgeon is on about.


Before you do though here's Mile Davis and others performing 'So What'.  SO WHAT

Tuesday, 22 March 2022

WAITING, WAITING, WAITING ....

 

WAITING - PINK FLOYD

The readers reader of Richard's Bass Bag might have noticed that Richard is in the process of writing a song. Well, 'more power to his wheel' I say but I wish that he'd get on with it. It's taking almost as long as those Gospels took to be written (an exaggeration there for literary effect as it took over 300 years before the stories in the Gospels were made up).

It seems that he's a bit stuck but won't accept help from the blogging community.


Maybe a plumber would be more useful.



It's not as if he's short of people wanting to put their oar in help him with his writing:



Monday, 21 March 2022

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW.

 We've had a massive storm here for the last couple of days and nights. The winds have been so strong that the house shook and McLeod Bay has had record breaking amounts of rain. The torrential downpour through last night washed a huge amount of gravel from the top of our driveway, down to the road. Fortunately most of the driveway is concreted but even so I filled 5 barrowloads of gravel and pushed them up to the top and redistributed the gravel. Bummer.

Last night The Old Girl was awake between 2 and 4am and watched a light-show of continuous lightning strikes. I was asleep.

After the gravelling exercise I took to the garden again to top off the trailer. I want to empty it today and take it in to have the electrics fixed and to get a w.o.f. I was ripping out the weeds that have taken over the vegetable planters and removing some concrete blocks that I'd thrown in for some reason. When I was picking up the last block I saw a very big wasp nest in it. Fortunately I had put my hand in the side of the block where the wasps weren't but they swarmed out to have a go at me.




I got a can of insect spray and gave them a good seeing to which they didn't like at all and several of them attacked me. How unfair is that? I've left them to settle now and will respray the nest and crush it.



I don't like wasps. A couple of years ago I got stung a few times and had to go to White Cross for some antihistamine tablets as my arm had swollen up alarmingly.

Sunday, 20 March 2022

TO BE FAIR ....

 That last post received mixed reviews.

Richard said:


But Robert said: 


It came out about 50:50 but I prefer Robert's comment though.


To be fair the post wasn't one of my best but I have written some better ones recently. Maybe I've set the standards too high.

I was going to provide three links for you to compare the standard of posting so that you can form your own opinion. My intention was to pick a random one of each from my, Robert's and Richard's blogs but I discovered that Robert has deleted all his posts again. The new, and only one he posted today makes no sense at all even less sense than normal so providing a link to that to compare to my posts would be no contest. It would admittedly be superior to Richard's recent offerings though.




NEW POST - THE RELIGIOUS CURMUDGEON

 

STARMAN




Saturday, 19 March 2022

DROP IT, DROP IT ON 'EM

So ya thought ya
Might like to go to the show?
To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That space cadet glow
Tell me, is something eluding you, sunshine?
Is this not what you expected to see?
If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes
You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise
Lights!
Turn on the sound effects
Action!
Drop it, drop it on 'em, drop it on them

 

IN THE FLESH - PINK FLOYD

 

So, Richard, ya thought ya might like ....... sorry, I slipped into the Pink Floyd vernacular there ..... so, Richard, you space cadet, you don't like my jokes then? Andrew Joker does and, given his name, he should know.

You wrote, in reference to a joke that I made in a comment on your post:


Is that the best you can do? Really?

I apologise to Robert if this post confuses him into thinking that I'm supporting Vladimir Putin and advocation use of 'The Bomb.' I know that he gets confused about Russia and Ukraine.


Friday, 18 March 2022

NEW POST - THE MUSIC CURMUDGEON

 


LION TAMER?





NEW POST - THE CURMUDGEON'S AGONY AUNT

 

я хочу з тобою одружитися




IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT COUNT

 Unlike Richard, I don't sit at home fretting that no-one has commented on my posts and I don't write a whole lot of comments under aliases to massage my ego.

No, I just wait for the inevitable - readers finally realising the worth of what they've read and commenting accordingly, albeit lately in some cases.


Here's an example where Richard himself admitted his error which is nice of him really and I think that I will paste this into the 'accolades' section on my blog.




Wednesday, 16 March 2022

FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS

 You may have noticed on reading Richard's Bas Bag blog that ..... Richard has a blog named Richard's Bass Bag (don't ask) on which he writes the occasional post on ,well, bass bags, violins and teaching. These are not exactly riveting ..... in fact, posts about riveting might be a hell of a lot more interesting,


but he anxiously waits for compliments about his posts in the form of comments. When these don't come he writes his own comments under various aliases complimenting the writer on a post well done. It's the sort of circular logic thing that Robert employs when trying to convince anyone about the legitimacy of Catholicism on his blog Robert the apathetic sinner and toilet cleaner (don't ask about that one either) except Robert wouldn't ask for compliments - he'd ask for complements not knowing that there is nothing in existence that could emphasise the quality of his blog posts.

Today, when shopping at the local superette (small supermarket - a Four Square) I was once again complimented on the carrier bag I was using.


This is a bag that Lynn bought when she attended a Bette Middler concert in Canada a few years ago.

For those who've been living under a rock, Bette Middler is a singer and performer who appeals to older women and gay guys.

Fortunately today the compliment came from a woman, admittedly an older woman who was manning the counter. Normally, at the larger supermarkets in town the compliments come from young gay guys.

It occurred to me that Richard The Needy, if he can't get complimentary comments on his blog posts could go fishing with a bag like this. He could either get compliments or get lucky.

"Cosa ne pensi finora?"



THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

 



This post is about gardening since the blog readers - Richard and Robert can't handle political posts. They prefer safer ground with reports on musical practice, goings-on at the local church, inventing mythical beings and discussing what they might eat for dinner.

When it comes to politics though they 'can't handle it'.

Robert is one of those ingenues who get their information from right wing media e.g. Fox News, NZ Herald and anything that Mike Hosking says. He believes that: Jacinda Ardern is a communist and, bizarrely also a fascist; the Labour Government is Socialist and that it's a bad thing; National and it's new blancmange, sorry, leader Luxon will be helpful to workers, beneficiaries  and low income people.

Richard is like one of those babies that politicians kiss. The Americans would call him a gas-lit dupe. A pat on the head or a little bottom fondling pleases him as did Chris Bishop at a gig:


Anyway, back to the post.

I tackled the bush and tree growth along the back fence this morning trimming feijoa trees, cutting out an invasive and nasty rose-thorn type thing, pulling out kikuyi grass and ended up nearly filling the trailer again after I emptied it on Monday.

Well, that's it for the post. I'm sorry that I can't report on music practise practice playing or what I'm cooking for dinner as I've got to get ready for school patrol duty.*









* Put on a high viz vest.




Tuesday, 15 March 2022

"I SAY, WHERE ARE THE GALLUS GALLUS DOMESTICA?"

"Life moves on. I leave National in great heart and with momentum for the first time in a while. I think Chris Luxon will make a great Prime Minister."

Said ex National leader and MP  Simon Bridges today making it a record even for him in making  two false assertions in the one short statement.


Bridges had very little to offer as leader and thank Robert's god he didn't become Prime Minister so his opinion is neither here nor there.


Luxon is no better and probably worse. He reminds me of a wobbly blancmange whose blandness will appeal obviously to the die-in-the-wool National voters but also, like Mr Insipid, John Key will likely appeal to older and uncertain Labour voters.


"We should be letting people keep their hard earned money, not forcing them to hand more of it over to Grant Robertson to spend. So here's my commitment to you. When I become Prime Minister, I'll reverse Labour's tax grab, National will repeal each of these tax increases implemented by Labour."
 - Chris Luxon in his state of the nation speech.

 

Yeah right - I like what Gordon Campbell said about this:
To regard Luxon as a credible champion of those struggling with the rising costs of food and rent requires a bit of stretch. Luxon and the party he leads have consistently opposed raising the minimum wage and making any significant changes to benefit levels. They have also opposed fair pay agreements. In short, National – and Luxon – have opposed any policy changes likely to help low income earners cope with the rising cost of living.
More to the point, the tax bracket changes that Luxon mooted in his State of The Union speech would vastly favour the people who are feeling the least amount of pain from the rising cost of living. Those earning $40,000 would earn $2 a week extra. Those earning over $180,000 would benefit by at least $8,000 a year. (See other details in footnote below.)
In brief, the top 3% of earners and the country’s 120,000 landlords would be the big winners from (a) the proposed changes to the tax brackets and from (b) the scrapping of Labour’s ban on landlords’ ability to claim interest deductions on their rental properties.
As an added bonus to landlords, National also proposes to reduce the “bright line” test from 10 years to two years, thereby making it easier for people engaged in the speculative turnover of rental properties to avoid tax.
                   - Gordon Campbell - WEREWOLF 14 March 2022



Gordon Campbell has said some pretty insightful things on Luxon and is worth following.

Yes, we are truly blessed to have the love child of David Cameron and John Key as our next prospective leader. Since we know God is on his advisory team, I’d keep an eye on Luxon making greater use of those “faith based organisations” for his welfare policy delivery. (It worked in the 19th century after all.) Otherwise if elected, a Luxon-led National government appears to be readying itself to deliver another same old package of tax cuts, public service cutbacks, punitive law and order policies and all the other budget-balancing, austerity measures that failed New Zealand previously.

It feels uneasily like we’re watching a hologram of a political leader, one pre-programmed to play only the Solid Gold National Party hits of yesteryear. Even Luxon’s commitment yesterday to raise the age of pension eligibility from 65 to 67 was an old idea exhumed from some mildewed policy crypt. It’s going to be hard though, to find all that fabled wasteful government spending that he’ll need to uncover if he’s going to fund what he also claims is work left undone in education and health. Maybe, as in days gone by, he needs to announce a Razor Gang. Because that worked so well the last time that National tried to take a razor to public health.

          - Gordon Campbell 2 February 2022


We should watch closely what's going on here and not let mealy-mouthed foxes run off with our chickens.





Monday, 14 March 2022

IT'S LIFE JIM ....

.....BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT.


I listened to an interesting item on National Radio this morning where a Wellington architect talked about commercial building conversions where empty office space is being transformed into apartments resulting in the reinvigoration of our inner cities. 

I had touched on this in a post back in December 2020: QUE SERA SERA

The Covid pandemic and the both coincidental and resultant movement to working from home for office and professional workers is causing a downturn in commercial property leasing and a rethink about the long-term viability of the traditional office. In New Zealand the result already has been a large shift of office workers away from the cities of Wellington and Auckland so that 'For Sale' and 'For Lease' signs are numerous in office buildings, retail sites and cafes, lunch-bars and bakeries that have been there to support office workers. In my previous post I said:

There are however, only so many cafes, restaurants, food halls and telecommunication kiosks that can be sustainable and a very big risk that existing shops and retail fronts on the best streets in Auckland, Wellington and other cities (Christchurch rebuild is looking to invite inner-city living in a much bigger way than it was pre-earthquake) will be closed and remain unused.

This could result in cities becoming boarded up, no-go zones like the worst of USA cities and International war-zones which will counteract any advantages coming from more people living in the cities (gentrification).

Already, in Wellington and Auckland downtown areas the decline in foot-traffic and robust commercial business is being replaced by criminal activity and homelessness.

In a 30 August 2021 report STUFF said about central Wellington:

A block of public toilets at the epicentre of a worsening central Wellington safety problem is set to go as the city council looks at how to take the chaos out of downtown.The issues, focused around Te Aro Park in the central city, were outlined in a report to council in September 2020. They included intimidation, violence, defecation, graffiti, harassment, physical harm, aggressive behaviour, loud music, drug dealing, and sexual violence.

Problems associated with gangs, at-risk youth, and those in emergency accommodation had worsened since, mostly around Te Aro Park and Courtenay Place, council papers say.
Wellington city councillor Tamatha Paul says the problems combined to create a sense of chaos in the city.
Paul said complex issues of gangs and an increase in emergency housing were related to the inner city problems, but were not the same.
“It all contributes to a sense of chaos in the city,” Paul said.
Wellington Area Commander Inspector Dean Silvester said the central city was a “high-risk and high-demand area” and police were deployed as needed.


Downtown Auckland is almost becoming a no-go zone with recent gang fighting, assaults and shootings.
On December 22 2021 The NZ Herald reported:

Downtown Auckland is sinking into anarchy and becoming a lot like 1980s New York City, just with fewer murders, a concerned resident has told city leaders.

"Auckland is internationally regarded as one of the safest, and most friendly big cities in the world. I think if things don't change before the borders are reopened - this is a reputation we will quickly, and irreparably lose," the resident said in an open letter to Mayor Phil Goff and Auckland Central MP Chloe Swarbrick.

The resident, who does not want to be named, said he no longer feels safe in what used to be a thriving CBD and worries about his wife who has been followed by unsavoury characters half a dozen times.

"Every day, and most nights, I hear people screaming at each other, fighting, setting off fireworks on the footpath between buildings.

"Public drunkenness, meth rages, and opioid comas are now so common that when I see someone lying motionless in the middle of the footpath - all I do is check if they're breathing before carrying on.

"I wonder how much this has to do with a five-fold increase in emergency housing here, combined with '501' deportees all being put in the CBD. Combine that with minimal police presence, little to no consequences for crime and antisocial behaviour, rising unemployment, and little to no support for mental health and substance abuse," he said.

The man asked Goff and Swarbrick what plans they had to fix any of this "before the CBD becomes universally regarded as a place to be avoided?"

OK, I'm not saying that these Wellington and Auckland problems are new or that they are a result of the pandemic but what I am saying is that a decrease on 'normal' population and activity in these areas will fuel more anti-social gathering, drug-taking and violence to the point where these areas could take on the look of the aforementioned New York of the 1970s and 1980s.




NYC late 1970s



If commercial premises  usage is going to decline then a drive to populate these with inner city dwellers needs to be seriously undertaken. A move to commercial building conversions into apartments for a wide section of the population needs to be properly thought out, planned and put into action. In the recent past inner city dwelling has been at the one end high-priced luxury pied a terre apartments for the wealthy and at the other , cheap and tiny student accommodation and 'low rent' council flats. There hasn't been a lot to cater to the middle ground.

Proper planning and construction of utilities, supports and catering has to be put in place as well like never before. Schools, playgrounds, churches, libraries, retail, services, cafes, bars and restaurants have to go hand in hand with a probable incoming population. The new cities can't be concrete jungles or to look empty and discarded after close of business. This is the scenario that currently is attracting the undesirable elements. Older European cities have long-solved this with vibrant communities thriving in inner cities.



Sure, they haven't had the 'quarter acre paradise' ideal that has been New Zealand since the second world war but .... that is rapidly becoming a memory.

We will need to listen to Spock and accept that life will be not as we know it in the future.















Its Life Jim but not as we know it

Sunday, 13 March 2022

FINISHED

The pathway is finished or, my bit's done. It's up to The Old Girl now to plant borders.




I also spent a couple of hours tidying up the basement which resulted in a trailer load of junk to take to the tip this week.
The basement is like a holding ground for all sorts of stuff that's 'too good to throw away' and which sits down there for a few years until, well, it gets thrown away.


Out went:
  • The oven that we replaced 9 years ago and held on to - just in case.
  • The curtain rods and fittings that we replaced and held on to - just in case.
  • Large mats.
  • Broken tools and brooms.
  • The flipper (one) that I found and hoped to find the other.
  • A broken electric fan.
  • Various bits of outdoor furniture that have lurked down there for years.
  • Golf balls - just kidding.
  • Old bits of golfing equipment.
  • Lots of other treasures.
I've sorted out things now and hopefully will keep them all in their places. I now have separate storage areas for kayaks (3), paint and brushes, fishing gear (never used), timber, boogie boards and a surfboard, weed-sprays and sprayers and garden tools, golf balls (about a thousand), lawnmower and power tools, tiles and various bits of building supplies, plastic bins of stuff that's too good to throw away yet, wine.

The basement isn't as high as the one in that picture I borrowed. Working down there requires stooping so, after a couple of hours my back and knees are giving me gyp. I went for a long swim wallow afterwards followed by a long hot shower.
I'm still a bit achy but satisfied at the results.

How's your day been?

Saturday, 12 March 2022

MODERN WARFARE - THE APOCALYPSE

 So, it's come down to this.

I watch films and TV series on networks like Netflix, Neon, Amazon/Prime etc. and notice that the modern or new productions are obviously produced and directed by younger (than me) people who did their 'apprenticeships' producing video games.

The story lines are fatuous, continuity is ignored and dialogue is just a series of mumbles, grunts and short comments. Loud music overrides it all.

War too seems to be based on video game platforms as troops are trained nowadays using video based instruction formats. Who can forget the images of the Russian tank formation in Ukraine being destroyed by rockets launched by drones:  HERE

Anyone who has played war games on PlayStation or X-Box will find this to be quite familiar, horrible as it might be.

Now, my concern is Robert, a man well into his sixties buying the latest PS5 machine and indulging in these fantasies. Is he in training for something?





NEW POST - THE RELIGIOUS CURMUDGEON

 


SAINT VENERABLE





Friday, 11 March 2022

GETTING ON

 Richard and Robert are at loggerheads over whether Robert's God shows mercy or not.

I hope this doesn't end up being a full blown war like they had in the Great Paganini Slanging Match of 2017.

They should try and get on like this dog and pussy cat.




Thursday, 10 March 2022

A DIVERSION

 I thought it was time to divert Richard and Robert's attention away from their silly argument over whether Robert's god is a vengeful god or not. They're likely to go on for days over this so here's another of the excellent Existential Comics - the link is: EXISTENTIAL COMICS



Clicking on the comic should make it clearer to read but, if not, go to the link at the top of this post.

Here's what the cartoonist/writer said about this cartoon:

The comic is mostly referencing Wittgenstein's Philosophical Investigations, which was largely attacking the conception of language used by people such as Frege (and Wittgenstein himself in the Tractatus). Wittgenstein thought of language as purely participating in social, public "language games". By this he meant that we learn words as a way to participate in social activities. For example, in the comic, the word "murder" is used in a many different contexts, and it can only be understood by the group's understanding of the situation that it is used in. Wittgenstein also said "If a lion could speak, we could not understand him". This is because a lion, living such a different life as us, could not understand the social games that we play that give words their meaning, so even if it understood English words and grammar, it could not participate in human language games. The "beetle" is a reference to his argument against private language. You can read more in the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy. (And you'll probably have to, since this explanation is pretty bad, but Wittgenstein is hard to understand, or explain).

Wednesday, 9 March 2022

FOR SURE FOR SURE - LIKE LITERALLY AWESOME - ERRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH

I was listening to National Radio in the car this morning and a woman talking about the new 'working from home' option for employees  and promoting her book - Out of Office - rendered herself almost unlistenable due to what I call 'California Creak' in her voice. In the US this is called Vocal Fry.


Vocal fry involves dropping the voice to its lowest natural register, which changes the way a person’s vocal folds vibrate together. Those changes create inconsistencies in the vibrations and lend the speaker’s voice a subtly choppy or creaky quality—which is why vocal fry is sometimes referred to as “creaky voice,” says Casey Klofstad, an associate professor of political science at the University of Miami.

There’s some evidence that people respond negatively to vocal fry. In a 2014 study Klofstad and colleagues found that recordings of speakers who used vocal fry were judged harshly by listeners, compared to recordings of people speaking normally. These negative judgments were strongest when both the speaker and listener were women. “Young adult female voices exhibiting vocal fry are perceived as less competent, less educated, less trustworthy, less attractive, and less hirable,” Klofstad and his colleagues write.

From Markham Heid, TIME 2/11/2017


Remember in the 1980s when 'Valley Girl' speech arose in USA, particularly in California and became not only a way of speaking but a ditzy, shallow and dumb way of acting - now made famous and unfortunately more endemic by the curse of the Kardashians.
it inspired the 1982 Moon Zappa 'song Valley Girl in 1982.


Vocal Fry or California Creak is, to me, way, way worse. I can't listen to it. This morning I stopped the car, got out my cellphone and sent a text to National Radio programme (Kathryn Ryan) complaining of it. I said that the author of 'Out of Office' was interesting but unlistenable due to the affectation in her speech.









Monday, 7 March 2022

"THEY'RE DROPPING LIKE FLIES"

 The woman from the Hubands Energy said that to me on the phone this morning when she rang to reschedule a service call for our heat-pumps. The yearly technician inspection had to be cancelled because the technician had taken time off because of Covid sickness. 

"They're dropping like flies" she said when we were trying to organise another time.

Well that's a worry.

The retaining wall work also had to be cancelled last week because a couple of the crew are off work with the Omicron variant.

Several of the school traffic patrol people I work with are off isolating because of positive tests.

Every day we hear of people we vaguely know being off work with the Omicron virus.

Things are getting serious and I hope that this doesn't become the 'new normal'.

I get annoyed at people saying that we are all going to get the virus so why bother wearing a mask and taking sensible precautions. This is giving up in my books. The Old Girl and I are sensible. We wear our masks when out. We use the scan-in App when shopping. We don't go to risky places and we are even considering having our weekly supermarket shopping done on-line and delivered.

We don't want to 'drop like a fly'.





NEW POST - THE RELIGIOUS CURMUDGEON

 


EUREKA!