Saturday, 3 June 2023

KING'S BIRTHDAY WEEKEND

 No doubt we'll be inundated with silly holidaymakers particularly since it has FINALLY stopped raining.

Talking about raining ....

(You know the tune).
God help our ageing King,
Through troubles with his kin
God help the King.
Millions take the piss
Out of his family biz
God help the King.

He doesn't need any more
Insane daughters-in-law
Causing him pain. 
One son is a prat,
The other has become a rat.
God help the King.

Falling opinion polls
Sons scoring more own goals -
They're worse than Camilla Parker-Bowles.
You've heard of swine and pearls,
His brother likes little girls.
God help the King.

In life he's getting on
But seems like he'll ne'er be gone
God help the King.
But the state's stately head's
Mother, although she's dead
Lived to nearly one hundred
God help the King.

And Robert's god help us all.





5 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

Now, there's a better anthem.

Richard (of RBB) said...

This is a fairly short post!

THE CURMUDGEON said...

I was thinking of Robert.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

So, personally, do you have some empirical evidence that God has 'proffered help' to Catholics and non-atheists?

Richard (of RBB) said...

Good to see you boys having fun.