Monday 1 April 2024

YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU'D BETTER TAKE CARE ...

 ... not just at Christmas.

According to Robert and the Catholics weird people around the world do crazy shit at Easter:


I looked it up and it's true...


... although lifting up women in England today would get you in a bit of bother.

It kind of follows though that bat-shit crazy stuff would happen at the time of a festival that puts forward the crazy-shit idea that someone died, was buried, resurrected himself and then flew up into heaven.




13 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

They should use a little Turmeric.

Richard (of RBB) said...

That's where the real power is!

THE CURMUDGEON said...

You know what your mother said about becoming a crank don’t you?

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

Just a small correction... Jesus had/has two natures one human and the other God. Only God has ever raised any one from death back to life. Jesus raised Lazarus after all.
Remember only God can do that. So Jesus is God.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

And I'm the Taniwha of Whangarei Heads.

What a crock of shit. You must be creative when submitting your tax returns.

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

No, my accountant doesn't let me.

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

"A tree will point forever in the direction it falls". Marie of Agreda.

Richard (of RBB) said...

Was Marie of Agreda a lumberjack?

Richard (of RBB) said...

"A tree will point forever in the direction it falls".

Actually, this is not correct. I cut down a tree a few months back. It finished up in a skip bin facing many directions. Then, as the truck took it away, it faced many more directions. Now it's at a tip somewhere and facing another direction. Since it's in bits, it'll be facing multiple directions.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Same at my place. The trees that were blown down in the cyclones last year have mostly all been cut up and stacked as firewood. I think old Marie was a bit wrong there but then we know that she was a nutter not attached to reality.

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

'La madre de los imbéciles siempre está embarazada'.

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

The meaning is, simply, that you will always meet idiots in the world, no matter where you go: there are, and there will always be a few stupid people around.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

I can’t believe that you follow that crap Robert.