There have been a lot of silly posts written on this blogging community recently and I should know - I've written most of them.
We need to take things a bit more seriously given the issues facing us as a community, a country and in society in general so, for the next few posts I for one will be stepping up and reporting on some of the important issues like:
- Amber Heard can barely afford to fly in chartered jets after the Depp judgement.
- Prince Andrew wants his royal status 'reinstated, recognised and respected' and to return to Royal duties.
- The Queen only gives William and Kate Windsor Castle, keeping Buckingham Place for herself.
- Kim Kardashian can't find knickers big enough for her arse.
- Jesus wasn't a carpenter at all but was a stonemason. Will Robert have to learn to do one of those funny handshakes?
- Scientists discover a link between Evah Pirazzi strings and Monkey Pox.
- Teenagers are worried about 'skin purging' - older generations referred to this as having spots.
- Paula Bennett bitches at having to be tested at the border after returning from holiday.
- Christopher Luxon tries to shoot himself in the foot but misses and hits the toady Chris Bishop who was, as usual, standing too close to him.
Rest assured that I and other members of The Curmudgeon's Inc.ⓒ will research these and other stories and report back to you.
1 comment:
Well, that was better than the loaf post.
There again, I went to the toilet this morning and it was better than the loaf post.
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