Yes, you read that headline correctly- this is breaking news.
Given that the Curmudgeon's Interview Series has proven to be so successful - we are up to number 14 after all - the administration team at The Curmudgeons Inc.ⓒ has been hard at work over the Christmas and New Year period trying to secure an interview with a high profile person. I'm very, very pleased to tell you that the team has been successful and has secured an exclusive interview with Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, KCVO .
This is a biggie, given that Prince Harry is a member of the British Royal Family and, due to his 'split' with that family and his controversial Netflix documentary and just released 'memoir' book is very hot news at the moment. Full credit to The Curmudgeons Inc.ⓒ team i think.
THE INTERVIEW
THE CURMUDGEON: Hi Harry. Welcome to The Curmudgeon's Interview Series.
PRINCE HARRY: Oh gosh, I mean wow, oo-er, crumbs, marvellous ...
THE CURMUDGEON: Harry.
PRINCE HARRY: Yah?
THE CURMUDGEON: Fuck off!
PRINCE HARRY: Whaaa..?
THE CURMUDGEON: You heard - Fuck off you useless and disloyal tosser.
PRINCE HARRY: Gee whizz. Um... why?
THE CURMUDGEON: You know why you dim and not nice idiot. The silly Royal Family like that silly Catholic Church has been on a slippery slope for generations but you, in the space of a couple of years have managed to not only debunk it but have accelerated the rot that was already there, tosser! That silly book that you've just released proves that you are not only disloyal to your family but you are really pretty damned stupid. Fuck off!
PRINCE HARRY: (shamefaced) Er OK -- see you ...
2 comments:
I like this one!
Me too.
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