Friday 9 December 2022

WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE BLOGS THIS WEEK?

 It's a grey and rainy day today so I can't get out in the garden and have no wish to drive into town as the roads are slippery and dangerous - four road accidents in the last 24 hours on the stretch of road between where I live and town - so I thought I'd do an update on the blogs.

Richard seems to be rewriting the bible - both testaments. It's quite a big undertaking but he does fancy himself in that way. Have you seen the size of that fiddle he plays? 

It's so big it blocks out the light.

You'd think that the bible has got everything covered - well, Robert does anyway. See: HERE but no, Richard wants to rewrite the damned thing. Let's hope that he puts interesting pictures in it to improve on that original boring thing. I think that he's got into a bit of a snit because Robert swiped the family bible.


Oh well, it's an improvement on his pathetic copies of my posts I guess.


Robert's been banging on about Hell and defending his god by saying that it's not god's fault if you go to Hell (the thing that god supposedly created), it's your own choice whether you go there or not. Hasn't he heard of the concept of liability? As a commercial cleaner he should know that if he slops water onto floors and makes them slippery then he's at fault and cannot say that the person who walked on the slippery surface and slipped over can only blame themselves. The council can't dig a bloody great hole in the middle of the road and then say that motorists had free will in whether to drive into it or not. Sheesh!


Robert also has been writing about some silly video games that he plays: FARK!

This is interesting because in the past he's denied playing video games:



I guess being a Catholic means that you can lie as much as you like as long as you confess it later.


3 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

God was non-committal when asked if he loved you Peter. He mumbled something about the missing hosts.

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

The cleaner would not be liable if he placed wet floor signs.
Likewise, God as He gave Adam and Eve fair warning not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of Good and Evil!

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Yeah, tell that to the American class action lawsuit attorneys.