SUNDAY QUIZ NO 4*

 

* The more observant of you will notice that it's not Sunday but I have been busy you know, and have been suffering from severe hip pain. Also, I've been watching the women's world cup football and the Bledisloe Cup. I can't be at your beck and call you know. Sheesh!

Anyway, it's time for another Sunday quiz and, given the tirade who better to conduct it than the grumpiest of all the Curmudgeons - me, The Curmudgeon. No need to thank me.

Right, listen up!

Question 1.

Why do women take longer to get ready to go out than men do?

• They are just naturally slower.
• They have no sense of urgency.
• They do it to annoy the men in their lives.

Question 2. 

Why did they make driving at night so damned hard?

• The authorities want to keep old people off the roads.
• Nights have become darker.
• On-coming headlights are brighter,

Question 3.

Why is parking a car so bloody difficult nowadays?

• The parking spaces have become smaller.
• Other people's cars have become bigger.
• The bloody mirrors don't work as well as they used to.

Question 4.

Why are we expected to tip everywhere we go nowadays?

• Because we've become richer.
• Because service workers are so badly paid nowadays.
• Because it's another stupid fucking Americanism that's invading and violating our lifestyle and egalitarian and democratic society.

Question 5.

Why do modern appliances lose functionality so early?

• They are made out of crap.
• They are made by slave labour in under-developed countries.
• It's cynical and planned obsolescence by greedy brand owners.

The prize for the reader who gets all the answers correct is this educational booklet 'Porn For Women' by Susan Anderson;